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I'm a horrible person!

Oh good fucking grief.

I was in the supermarket, minding my own business, when a woman stepped back into my trolley wheel. She told me to look where I was going.

I pointed out that she stepped back into me while I was walking past and I got a full blown rant about what a horrible person I am.

The funny thing is, I AM horrible! But it still wasn't my fault.
LMFAO

Stupid cunt.
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Oh My Fucking God!

My last post was in 2012.

Did everyone defect to Life Invader (AKA facebook), or is anyone still here?

Life is shit BTW, in case anyone is around and gives a shit any more.
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Snow! ...sort of.



We got about an inch of snow overnight, big whoop.

Oh well, the dogs enjoyed their walk at 5.30 this morning...

Todays macro of the day.



It had to be really...:)

Can't see this snow lasting, we have blue skies and sunshine now!

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Snow?



More news reports of heavy snow falls during the last night.

*looks out of window*

Yeah, right...

Anyway, no hair picture today as the theme was 'Snow' and we don't bloody have any!

I guess yesterdays pics could have counted as hair bore ones anyway...:P

On to the macro of the day...

Blue Balls


:D

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Crochet handwarmers

I made these today.

Made in Sirdar Crofter DK using 4.50mm and 3.50mm hooks

Make 2.

British crochet terms.

Cuff. (taken from the awesome Fingerless or not gloves by Jill Wright)

Row 1 - ch13, dc in 2nd ch from hook and each ch to end (12sts), turn.
Row 2 - ch1, dc into back loop only of each dc to end, turn.
Rep row 2 for 22 rows.

Fold so start edge is next to working edge and join with sc seam, cuff complete.

Hand.

Work in the round, use a stitch marker at beginning of round.

Ch1, dc 28 sts evenly around cuff, join with sl st.

Work 3 more rows, ch1, dc in each st around, sl st.

Row 4 - Ch1, dc in each st around and inc in 6th and 18th st, sl st, 30sts.

Row 5 - Ch1, dc in each st around, sl st.

Row 6 - Ch1, dc in each st around and inc in 6th and 18th st, sl st, 32 sts.

Row 7&8 - Ch1, dc in each st around, sl st.

Row 9 - Ch1, dc in each st around and inc in 6th and 18th st, sl st, 34 sts.

Row 10-13 - Ch1, dc in each st around, sl st.

Row 14 (make slit for thumb) - Ch1, dc 15 sts, ch6, sk 6sts, dc to end, sl st.

Row 15-19 - Ch1, dc in each st around, sl st, 34sts.

Row 20 - Change to 3.50mm hook and sc in each dc, sl st.

Row 21 - sc in first st, *ch2, sc in next sc, rep from * to end, sl st, tie off and weave in ends.

Thumb.

Using 3.50mm hook.

Join yarn in st around thumb hole, sc in each st around, sl st.

Sc in first st, *ch2, sc in next sc, rep from * to end, sl st, tie off and weave in ends.



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