the f in frank stands for fake blood

99 inch nails: I wanna fuck you like a luftballoon

Much to learn on the subject

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Maybe this will give some of you the motivation to give rap a chance

how it feels to start your email with "dear [name]":

how it feels to start your email with "hi [name]":

how it feels to start your email with "hello [name]":

Being outside we should hear the wind and crickets, not people. ...

To be honest, not only do I NOT want to hear your baby, I don't want to hear your momma, your dog, or YOU.

There used to be a saying which goes "children should be seen and not heard" and I'm gonna take this wonderful rudeness a step further ...

PEOPLE -regardless of what age- SHOULD NOT BE SEEN OR HEARD.

how you felt writing that:

so much going on here

it's so crazy how much worse u can make things by not leaving the bed or house or eating food

Trying to get all the kids in one photo. From my collection, 1958.

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

it's crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show's official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network's official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called 'pop glutton' and 'comedy chunk' and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can't Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke

you know the internet is dying when you can't even search glup shitto funniest moments and find a single relevant result

our data wizards crunched the numbers, and they discovered something truly incredible: users spend up to 10x longer on the website when they can't find what the fuck they came looking for

you joke but this is literally what google realised and changed with google search and youtube.

profit projections looked like it wasn’t going to be infinite growth for a quarter, and so the head of ads ousted one of the founders and implemented drastic measures to increase search queries. these measures were: making their services worse. this is NOT an exaggeration. it’s actually crazy how anti-consumer google is as a company now.

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Other useful AI Removal/Detection links

my cat passed away this year.

i looked down today and realized the scar he gave me (from slipping off my lap) hasn’t faded yet and i hope it never does.

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

send me more posts like this. thank you

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

here’s a video that highlights how black suffering is always memed and played for laughs