It's like being able to go back and tell 20 year old me "Look dear, don't complain so much online because it will be floating around the universe forever, and you don't want people to think you are dramatic do you?" And 20 year old me wouldn't listen anyways, because she was 20.
Did you know that, the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"? And that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its own past tense, "ate"? And... if you rearrange the letters in "Tea Party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut the fuck up you free-loading, progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, violent hypocrites, and deal with the fact that you nearly wrecked the country under Bush and that our president is black, so try and get over it." Isn't that interesting?
today i would like to be belligerent. i would like to pout and throw fits and be inconsolable and wear everything in my closet all at once. i would like people to try to lure me out of a dark corner of the hall with bowls of icecream that would only melt into sorry puddles because id be far too stubborn for those tactics. i would like folks to fret and wring their hands in the air at a loss of what to do with me because i wont brush my hair or stand properly and im wearing far too much eye makeup. but today, i dont have time.
My refridgerator tried to burn the house down so I turned the breaker off. The smell of electrical fire had filled the kitchen so I brought the cats food out into the hallway and shut the kitchen door. I aired my place out using the only window in the whole apartment that I haven't gotten to yet with plastic weather sealing. Then it was absolutely freezing inside so I went to bed, curled in a ball trying to get warm. It was raining, and water trickled down inside the wall heater in the night and made a puddle in the hall. In the morning I got up and in the process of cleaning it up I saw that ants had discovered the catfood and were marching in and crawling around on it. I went to get the cleaning stuff from the cabinet in the kitchen where I stepped in a puddle because the freezer had defrosted and leaked onto the floor. After cleaning up the puddles and ants I opened the refridgerator to get bread for toast and the bottom rung on the door fell off and all the condiments went flying across the kitchen floor. I put the bread in the toaster oven, made tea, cleaned up the condiments, shut the kitchen door and turned the breaker back on for a bit before leaving for work. The landlord called detailing when the new fridge would be delivered. While on the phone with him I peeked into the kitchen to make sure the fridge wasnt exploding and black smoke was pouring out of the toaster oven. By the time I got off the phone before the smoke detector could go off, aired out the kitchen without aid of the only window because it is sealed off with plastic film to keep the drafts out, and made more toast... my tea was cold.
Art opening at Back to the Picture Gallery in SOMA! - Thursday Sept. 3rd, 6-9pm Art stays up till October 2nd, but there's beer at the opening so come on the 3rd. :P My voodoo dolls will be up. Come to the opening or I'll curse your ass yo. hahahaha
my live journal name sucks balls and it really shouldn't matter except that if i was someone else and i saw me online i wouldn't talk to me because i sound all angst-ridden and tragic.
its too bad i started my account when i was all twelve years old and dangerous.
Now that my art show is fast approaching, I'm dropping you a reminder that my group show at 111 Minna Gallery in San Francisco CA is this Friday, the 24th of October. The gallery is located on 2nd street between Howard and Mission streets. The Art Reception is from 9 to 11 pm and the after party is from 11 - 2 am. The venue is 21 and over. The door charges $5 before 11 and $10 after, but if you go to this site and RSVP you gain free entry. http://sanfrancisco.going.com/octsj
Come and show the love! Even if its just to pop in and say hi. ;)
I'll be at SIGIL tonight with some of my art, if you've no plans yet you should come by and say hello. There will be all sorts of entertainment (I'm a bit fuzzy on the details other than that there will be people looming about on stilts and the lovely Miss Eva will be doing an aerial act. But really that should be enough to entice you!)
FAT CITY: 314 11th St. SF CA - Tonight! (Friday)
314 11th street @ Folsom, San Francisco, California 94103
mildly annoyed
accomplished