kingstoken: Joe/Nicky from The Old Guard (Joe Nicky)
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Fandom: The Old Guard
Pairings/Characters: Joe/Nicky
Rating: M
Length: 15,046 words
Creator Links: Survivah 
Theme: Pining, backstory, pre-canon, historical, fandom classics, enemies to friends to lovers 

Summary: He wants Yusuf to hold his hand again. Grab his ankle. Flick his ear. Thrust his sword into his chest and breath into his mouth.

Yet, they have the long ocean of eternity ahead of them. These whims are nothing but a swell under their ship: gone as soon as they come. Nicolo knows better than to jump overboard and drown alone trying to chase them.

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Alternate title: "You'd Feel Pretty Weird If You Developed a Crush on the Only Other Immortal You Know, Right?"

Reccer's Notes: The story spans large swaths of their history, it starts during the crusades in Jerusalem up until they finally meet Andy and Quynh decades later. It's from Nicky's POV and deals with his growing feelings for Yusuf, and how he tries to deal with them, believing they could never be returned.  I pretty much consider this one a classic in The Old Guard, and one of the best historical Joe/Nicky fics out there.

Note this was written after the first film, so won't be canon compliant with the second film.  

Fanwork Links: AO3

Crossworks Post-Deadline Pinch Hits

Aug. 19th, 2026 01:14 pm
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Thank you for your interest! [community profile] crossworks is a crossworks and fusion fic and art exchange, with either 1,000 words or a nice sketch on unlined paper (or digital equivalent) required as the minimum to fulfil an assignment.

We have four post-deadline pinch hits in need of creators, due 11:59pm EDT Wednesday 26 August. Please get in touch at the comm ([community profile] crossworks) if you can claim one! Details are at the linked community or on the app.

Pinch Hit #4
All requests are for Fic/Crossover and Fic/Fusion
  • Dallas - All TV Series, Falcon Crest (TV)

  • Clue Master Detective (Board Game), Clue (1985)

  • Scholomance - Naomi Novik, Nantucket Trilogy - S.M. Stirling, Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)

  • Dungeons and Dragons (Cartoon), He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983 Cartoon), She-Ra: Princess Of Power (1985), Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light, Voltron: Lion Force (1984), Thundarr the Barbarian (Cartoon)

  • He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983 Cartoon), She-Ra: Princess Of Power (1985), Masters of the Universe: Revelations/Revolution (Netflix), Masters of the Universe (Movie 2026)

  • Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), G.I. Joe (Cartoon)

  • Voltron: Lion Force (1984), Thunderbirds (2004)

  • Dungeons and Dragons (Cartoon), G.I. Joe (Cartoon), He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983 Cartoon), Voltron: Lion Force (1984), Thunderbirds (2004), Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Masters of the Universe (Movie 2026), Scholomance - Naomi Novik, Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light, Thundarr the Barbarian (Cartoon)


Pinch Hit #7
  • Fic/Crossover, Fic/Fusion: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer

  • FF: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate

  • FF: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games), 極主夫道 | Gokushufudou | The Way of the House Husband (Manga)

  • FC, FF: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, 極主夫道 | Gokushufudou | The Way of the House Husband (Manga)

  • FF: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games), Naruto (Anime & Manga)


Pinch Hit #14
  • Fic/Fusion: Warhammer 40.000, Frozen (Disney Movies), Dishonored (Video Games)

  • Fic/Crossover, FF: Prodigal Son (TV 2019), The Punisher (TV 2017)

  • FC, FF: Warhammer 40.000, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen

  • FC, FF: Dishonored (Video Games), Daredevil (TV)


Pinch Hit #16
  • Fic/Crossover, Fic/Fusion: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Game of Thrones (TV), Merlin (TV)

  • FC, FF: John Wick (Movies), Slow Horses (TV), James Bond (Craig Movies), Kingsman (Movies)

  • Art/Crossover, Art/Fusion, FC, FF: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT: Welcome to Derry (TV), Derry Girls (TV)

  • AF, FF: The Pitt (TV), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)

  • FC, FF: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, The Pitt (TV), John Wick (Movies)



Thank you!

what does chemistry mean to a group

Aug. 18th, 2026 08:52 pm
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Apparently, NYS is not done being ridiculous because they rejected my notary renewal application due to being a phone scan instead of a scanner scan. Didn't stop them from taking my $60 though!

So tomorrow I am going to try to get to the library, print it out, and rescan it on a real scanner, which will hopefully get rid of the old metadata and get them to accept it. If they don't, I will have to find a UPS store that can notarize and scan a new copy of the form for me. So annoying.

*

In other news, I did listen to the Lanterns/Middleman episode of TV Is Good and didn't find it particularly enlightening about anything except that Matt Keeslar retired from acting in 2010 due to lack of work, and became a physician's assistant in the Pacific Northwest. Who knew?

If you haven't watched The Middleman, I highly recommend it. It's a lot of fun.

*

Working to work.

Aug. 18th, 2026 07:35 pm
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Today, the career counselor assigned me to check a handful of job boards each morning. I said I would, and asked her what to do next. She didn't understand.

I explained that I didn't know what she wanted me to do after checking the listings. Did she wants me apply right then and there? Should I save them so we'll edit the cover letters together? I genuinely needed her to tell me what the next task was going to be, because I was operating under the idea there was a specific list of tasks to follow. I doubt the question was one she'd expected to deal with. I wasn't looking at her face, so I can't guess what she was feeling. But she did say I could apply if I wanted, or save the letters to check.

One thing I didn't understand was her saying most jobs, if not all, would have me tired at the end of the working day when I got home, that it was simply how things were. It didn't leave me all that enthused at the prospect of the jobs she'd earmarked and sent my way.

She asked me what I was feeling and if anything about a given listing got me excited or even anticipatory; I said I wasn't feeling much excitement for anything. She then asked about the last time I had a job I liked, and I genuinely stopped to think a while. I'd spent the session actively trying not to get get reactionary and upset, and I ended up feeling tired by the end of it. I'm trying to think of what jobs I've liked - the one at the start of the year where I organized an apartment's library, for example, but I couldn't think of it at the time of the session.

. . .

Aug. 18th, 2026 06:30 pm
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August has been a month, and it's barely halfway over. I'm very much counting down the days to September at this point. 🙃

Work's been ridiculous, but hopefully that will be coming to an end shortly. The big project I've been working on for, like, a year-and-a-half is finally going live tomorrow. I'm sure there's going to be a couple of days of chaos as we deal with things that don't go as expected, but it will be significantly calmer once it's over and done with.

D&D is going fairly well. My Sunday game has picked back up after a long hiatus while my Friday game has gone on a break because one of the players is having health issues, his wife obviously doesn't want to play if he's not, and a third player has been assigned night shifts recently. My Wednesday game continues to be the most stable of them, although it's been off the past two weeks because E&Z are traveling.

On the fannish front, I'm working on a fic for a Boostle fanzine, so that's fun. It's been a very long time since I participated in anything like that, but I'm quite enjoying it. Especially since it's a fandom that I've dipped in and out of for years but only occasionally write for.

I'm still one of the mods (albeit not one of the primary ones) of Black Emporium, the Dragon Age Rare Pair Exchange that was referenced in Veilguard, and I'm working on several fics for it. There's also a Dragon Age reverse bang happening that I'm working on a fic for, although I've thought of a fun twist that I want to run by the artist before I get too far into planning.

I'm also actively trying to work on various fic WIPs to try and finish some of the ones that have been sitting on my computer for literal years. We'll see how that goes over the course of the next few months.

More MIO: Memories in Orbit

Aug. 18th, 2026 09:38 pm
schneefink: Gail from Phoenotopia: Awakening next to flowers in a cave (PHOA Gail in Mul cave)
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Getting the true ending )

Getting to 100% )

What a great game, I had so much fun with it. It's gorgeous, with good music too, and the exploration was fantastic. Combat was good too and the platforming at times challenging but enjoyable, the abilities are cool, and the story was intriguing; I already started watching someone else's playthrough for all the hints I missed the first time., and it is fun to see the exploration in a different order.
Definitely recommended if you enjoy metroidvanias!
I also want to request&offer it for [community profile] ficinabox, so I will write a letter and before that ideally a promo post, too. (ETA: done, at least a short one.)

Liberty's Daughter, by Naomi Kritzer

Aug. 18th, 2026 08:39 am
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In another life, parts of this near-future speculative novel set on an archipelago of manufactured islands (and old cruise ships) floating off the coast of California and populated with what we would recognize as so-called "free citizens" (dodging taxes and jail time, mostly) were once short stories, and despite Kritzer's pleasant and assured prose, I think the cracks show. It's also the kind of YA where the world's problems (and solutions) are unrealistically flattened. I had so many questions about the way this society functioned that I could barely concentrate on the story in the beginning. Sample question: If most goods need to be imported, at an enormous cost, then why are these children regularly drinking coffee?

But this is written at such a fast clip you won't have much time to wonder over the details. There's basically no downtime as thing after thing happens to Beck Garrison, a preternaturally self-possessed sixteen-year-old who grew up on the seastead and is extremely good at finding items people are looking to trade for. When the stead realizes her talents extend to missing people, well, check out the content notes. Things get real. And Beck rises to the occasion. Almost unbelievably so.

The number of inconsistencies, repetitions, and copy errors were a bit annoying, and suggest this wasn't given a thorough edit before publishing, but it's still an entertaining read, and Beck's competence levels are off the charts as she works to make her home a better place. It's a straight up power fantasy untroubled by petty details, but an alluring one. Especially now.

Contains: human trafficking, bonded labor (i.e. slavery), child custody violations, union busting, assassination, threats of terrorism, dead bodies, infectious disease, descriptions of compulsive behavior, bioweapons, anti-vaxxers, and shitty dads.
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(5th letter at Ask A Manager)

A very low-stakes question: am I obligated to scare birds away from a coworker’s car?

The birds in the area around my office are strangely fascinated by a coworker’s car. Various birds like to perch in the tree hanging over my coworker’s spot, which means his car almost always has bird poop on it. I’ve seen a number of birds (usually younger ones) walking along the top of my coworker’s car and seemingly intentionally slide down parts of it. Sometimes they start pecking at the body, which has left a number of small dents and chips on the hood and top. More than once, I’ve seen local parrots perch on the car and try to tear off the windshield wipers or the rubber bits around the windows, something I’ve never seen one do before.

On the one hand, I like watching birds. On the other hand, I know my coworker is upset by the constant damage and bird poop. The car is fairly expensive and my coworker complains about having to constantly clean and repair it. On the third hand, I don’t really care for this coworker and get a mild thrill every time I see big birds walking across the hood of his car.

Should I start trying to scare away the birds when I see them?


Read more... )

online reads

Aug. 18th, 2026 10:32 am
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What I've been reading online recently. I wish so many of these weren't on the godawful Substack. :/

‘I was ready to fight’: Woman describes end of OHL sexual assault investigation This fucking country, that fucking sport.

We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
This piece is behind a paywall, which feels Meaningful, frankly.

The Strunk and White Takedown: Why America’s Favorite Style Guide Doesn’t Teach Good Style

But what’s really wrong with Strunk and White is that under the guise of teaching good style, it’s advocating one style. A writer needs to know how to vary their style according to the rhetorical occasion.

Something that especially gets me is when S&W is recommended for fiction writing.

The problem with Peter Frankopan’s theory of history The Earth Transformed seeks to tell the story of climate change without confronting global capitalism.

Experting While Female This is by a TTRPG designer, so it is specifically about that space, but it's also a fantastic piece on ambient, inescapable sexism.

Many people have a real problem with woman-as-expert/authority. If you don’t, then I’m not talking about you. But there are enough people like this that I have examples of players challenging my authority as a GM at conventions and at home, including on a game I made.

A Culture Hooked on Generative AI is a Culture that Misses Female Sycophants We have missed a central reason why AI is a feminist issue.

Mysterious Shapes Hidden Beneath the Amazon Canopy Reveal a Sprawling Ancient Civilization Much Bigger Than Researchers Expected: Scientists recently discovered hundreds of monumental, geometric earthworks known as “geoglyphs” in northern Brazil from the Aquiry civilization.

The findings, detailed in a new paper published July 29 in the journal Nature, add to a growing body of evidence showing that the Amazon is not an untouched wilderness but, rather, a landscape that has been shaped by humans for centuries.

The Most Dangerous Diagnosis in a Heat Wave: People with schizophrenia face a perfect storm of dangers on a hotter planet.

Trauma creep: From a broken life to a broken nail, ‘trauma’ has been bleached by overuse. But it names something real – and must be reclaimed. Last week, I saw a knitter claim that she was traumatized by buying a pattern that turned out to be more difficult than expected. For some reason, I commented asking her not to diminish the very real hell of living with trauma; her response was that I shouldn't be "gatekeeping" her emotions and she had a right to her feelings.

You don’t have to hand it to Richard Hanania: The so-called "former" white supremacist's work doesn't show accountability—or that he's actually moved on from his earlier views, Christopher Mathias writes.

As the American right in 2026 continues to be so wholly enveloped by the absurdities of Trumpism, some centrists are increasingly desperate for conservatives who appear “reasonable.” Only by pointing to such phantom right-wing figures can they rationalize their own conservative mode of politics and their distaste for the left (or morally justify their fecklessness in the face of rising fascism.) [...] It feels essential now to remind people of who Hanania really is and why it’s dangerous to treat him as some voice of reason. Normalizing and sane-washing figures like him, or allowing them to position themselves as somehow “moderate” or in the “center,” amounts to a complete surrender of the Overton Window to fascism. Hanania deserves our scorn—but so, too, does a media establishment that continues to elevate him.

Everything Good About Jason Arday We are tired of the single reductionist narrative about the kindest person we knew. So we're gathering everything good about Jason Arday, in the words of the people who were there.

speculations: on the Arday Affair, K'eguro Macharia. How should the Black Academic—BlackAdemic—write about the Arday Affair? (Written after Arday's resignation but before his death.)

Jason Arday's Death and the Age of Digital Racial Terror, Karen Attiah. What Jason Arday's death by media mob says about the old machinery of anti-Black terror in the algorithmic age.

Snowflake Critics: why do we have to always be better than they are, Kyla Wazana Tompkins.

People have been warning me not to provoke fights with the right and their literary and institutional sycophants lately but I think something in me just cracked with Jason Arday’s death.

I want to hide and to be seen Stewart Hotston. Because they enjoy the taste of blood in their mouths when that taste feels righteous.

Who Killed Jason Arday?, PT Zeleza. Jason Arday’s death was the result of a convergence of forces that reveal the fragility of the racial settlement in post-imperial and postcolonial Britain and the contradictions of its elite institutions. He was eagerly elevated as a symbol, ruthlessly scrutinized as an anomaly, and callously discarded as a liability. His rise and fall expose the moral bankruptcy of a system that wants the appearance of racial progress without the work of structural change. Arday was killed by white liberal proponents of performative inclusion who propelled him, shrouding him with the aura of heroic exceptionalism.

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Aug. 18th, 2026 04:49 pm
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I've been thinking about universal translators/babel fish/Farscape microbes lately, and wondering, "What if you wanted to learn a language, though?"

Like, I'm having so much fun with Chinese. I can feel my brain working, and I'm discovering cultural things as well as gradually acquiring grammar and vocab. If language barriers are removed/invisible, you'd never have that joy of figuring things out, or seeing contextual differences. You'd never have the opportunity of seeing people as experts in their own language and (if they're willing to teach) learning from them. Frictionless environments don't give you anything to solve.

Surely there are people on [insert Star Trek ship name here] who would get the same enjoyment from it, if they could only hear the differences between languages, instead of having everything flattened and seamless.

(This is the whole AI problem writ smallish, right? Like, what's the point of AI/LLMs making art or writing for us? The process of making art and writing is 98% of the point. Why would we want to outsource that? Why allow supposed AI to "think" for us, when hard thinking is ours to work at and grapple with and debate and get better at?)

(One of the things I loved about Star Trek: Lower Decks, my beloved, was the universal translator doing literal translations of opaque sayings from one of the character's language. It was funny, but it was also a small disruption of the universal translator's erasure of linguistic differences.)
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Previously: Croatia part 4: Split

We and our friends from Durango split in, well, Split, as we all headed out on the rest of our European itineraries. Britt had arranged a rental car (a very nice VW), and we headed away from the water and into the countryside. It was pretty, hilly and green, parallel valleys oriented from NW to SE, which we'd take southeast for a while before cutting northeast over a ridge to the next valley, and turning south again.

Road trip! )

In the morning we drove the short distance to the Dubrovnik airport, returned the car, and flew home:

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Farewell, Croatia!

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Aug. 17th, 2026 08:11 pm
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I'll make a proper post some time, but I signed up for [community profile] no_true_pair. (It isn't too late if anyone wants to do it, as long as you don't look at the prompts before you make your character lists!)

I almost didn't, so my lists were pretty last-minute random, but even if I don't write anything (and I hope I will), it was worth it, because one of my results was this:

September Five - Servalan, Granny Weatherwax, and the handmade gift

Which wins some sort of award for turning an innocuous prompt into something deeply worrying whichever way round you turn it. XD

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