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A pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel attached to his groin. The bartender says, "Sir, you do know that you have a steering wheel attached to your groin?" And the pirate says, "Yarrr, it's driving me nuts!"

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My absolute FAVORITE part of Book Bowl, you ask? Writing questions, of course! [/sarcasm]

OH DEAR GOD WHY MUST I SUBJECT MYSELF TO THIS KIND OF TORTURE?

P.S. I am doing my job, Amy, before you get all bent out of shape. I am not reading, but I am doing the other part of my job, which is writing questions.

*sigh* People shouldn't wake me up at six because they're loud. It puts me in a VERY, VERY bad mood.

*stabs*

By the way, six down, four to go. And my brain is fried, badly. I hardly remember what I'm reading anymore, which isn't a good thing when that's the whole purpose of reading these books.

ETD: Frustrated? Go to Wendy's, buy a Frosty, put it in the freezer for a few hours, and then, because it's too frozen to eat, proceed to stab it repeatedly.

*is reading shoebox_project and not the utterly annoying adventure of Hermux Tantamoq*

OMG REMUS YOU'VE BETRAYED ME! YOU AND YOUR ALREADY HAVING FINISHED YOUR SUMMER READING!

*drops to her knees and begs* PLEASE READ MINE FOR ME, MOONY! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!




...in other news, I'm cold. And I don't want to read anymore. Everytime I read I get a headache. I think I might stab something soon.

5 down, 5 to go.

omg I go now.

But this theory makes a bit of sense. I always thought that the prophecy seemed a bit unimportant, as if we didn't already know one of them would die at the other's hand.

I shall spam you, as is the purpose of this community.

Books Read:

Hoot (OMG WITH THE MOONING!)
Coraline (OMG BUTTONS!)
Crispin (OMG WITH THE WEASLEY/HAGRID HYBRID!)
Heaven (OMG...JACK AND BOY!)

Books Left to Read:

Hatchet (OMG MY FRIEND SAID THAT WAS BORING! *keels*)
Time Stops for No Mouse (It's about a mouse. JOY.)
Among the Hidden (OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'm reading this right now, have read it before, and had no desire to read it again. It's a good book but OMG kill me now)
Walk Two Moons (I only want to walk ZERO moons)
What Would Joey Do? (I HATE Joey, he needs to die. As does his grandmother)
Belle Prater's Boy (He's got glasses. He's a boy. Of Belle Prater. Nice)

OMG SOMEONE, ANYONE, SAVE ME! I only read two since I went on hiatus, and OMG OMG OMG I wanna stop. It's all so boring! STINKIN CHRISTIANS NOT WANTING TO READ HARRY POTTER, CURSE YOU!

...I personally think, even though every other word was about God, Crispin made God seem like a bad guy. They said he only gave good things to the lords and stuff, and everyone else was basically screwed. Uh...that's not nice in my opinion.

I believe in fate. That what happens is meant to happen. I think people who try to change "their destiny" really aren't doing that. They don't know what their destiny is. I think they're meant to think they're changing their destiny when they really aren't, when that's just a part of how they get to their destiny, changing the path they're on.

*flings books across the room* LEAVE ME ALONE!

...OMG I THINK I HAVE TO GO NOW! CURSE YOU, BOOKS, CURSE YOU! WHY WON'T THEY LET US READ HARRY POTTER! ...evil meanie butts.