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Dear Adoshem, Our God, King of the Universe:

Since You failed to appear at our recent Board of Directors meeting, I must regretfully deliver this message to You via e-mail. I know that You (more than anyone) understand the difficulties we face in this increasingly competitive environment. As a People, we Jews have had a particularly rough time since our founder, Abraham, first approached you about 4000 years ago with the original covenant, and, of course, in the 3400 years since Moses had those mountaintop meetings with You in the Sinai desert and hammered out your current contract.

After anguished discussion, which would have benefitted very much from Your presence, I might add, the Board has decided that the Universe, Humanity, and the Jewish People need to pursue new strategic directions, in keeping with new markets and new technologies. Sadly, since it means the end of our association with You, the Board has decided to replace You as CEO, and to look for new leadership, even though many of us had assumed, frankly, that our long-term relationship with You was carved in stone. We wish You, of course, nothing but the best in Your new endeavors, whatever they may be. Please don't hesitate to call on me if there is anything at all that we can do to assist You in this transition period.

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