Bodies break before they're white

Hello world.

Pitta bread with honey is sex.

Boof tang.


Good morning.
xx

Oi oi.
Me and Nayo are up and chattin'.
God, I'm such a dick'ed.

So how is everyone tonight?
We've been pretty good, tbh.
We're so make-shift.

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Then I came over here cause I had some fat man argument with my parents.
Le sigh.

So stressed atm.
Obv.
xx

Hello everyone!!
It's been another lonnng few months since I've updated again.
I've just been paying too much attention to Myspace.

But I promise to come back here and say hello every now and then.
I've missed it here.
♥ always
xx

I haven't updated since November.
Thought I'd say a quick hello.
Nayo and I have had a Lebanese cermony.
I felt Salem's prescene!
Swear down.

Going Primark tomorrow.
And Camden.

Got a newish layout.
Nothing that exciting.

Is anyone going to see Yeah Yeah Yeahs in May?
Or Test Icicles in April?

Ah, I've missed me ole el jay.
*le sigh*
♥ always
xx

Alkaline Trio last night!!
So fucking good.
We met this guy called Moustafa.
I love him.
Some weird people kept like, leaning on my back and poking me and smelling my hair....strange.
And there was this guy who turned around to Jade and said, 'Are you touching my arse?!' And Jade was like '......yes.'
Jokes.
Then I said 'I'm getting fucking killed!'
And this guy infront of me turned round and said 'Same! At least you don't have balls!'
Me to Jade: How do you know?
Good times.
Test Icicles got booed off, which is a sham.
I thought they were pretty good.
But me and what army?
Hmm.
Well, as a fantastic consequence of last night, I am no longer a classified girl.
I am a man, my voice is fooking mental.
I hate everything, Lydia and my family were taking the piss out of me.
Nice people.
♥ always
xx

Long time no update.
I'm ill again and I have the voice of man.
It's so rank, I sound so wheezy.
Some bitch was smoking right infront of me at the White Stripes concert (which was so fucking amazing, by the by) and was blowing all the smoke in my face.
I blame her.

So how's everyone else?
♥ always
xx

Alright gois?
Yeah, Bonfire Night was pretty good, if you ask me.
I really can't be bothered to go into it though, it was just pretty swish.
This weekend's gone well fast.
Which sucks wang.
And I haven't met Janek once!
Fook.

Yeah...new layout, but I don't like it very much, I think I'm gonna change it tomorrow.

'Chav' has been put in the dictionary as - council house and voilent.

I love Britain!
♥ always
xx

Me and Jade right, we're proper song writers.
Wanna hear our amazing song?
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Wow.
Well, today was cold.
Sexy Teacher Guy was fucking sex on legs today with his white and black shirt, his black tie, black pants and black shoes.
Fuck me in the eye.
It's so strange, he always looks at us when he goes past...he probably knows that we're all girly and annoying when he's there.
Hmmm.
Fucking sex god, that's what he is.
♥ always
xx

I've just realised it's only 10 days till White Stripes!!.


And that means only 18 days till Alkaline Trio!!.


Sex.

What's new peopole?
Doing coursework today.
Fun!
♥ always
xx

p.s. Lydia is complaining about her under-garments.
Being a girl owns.