beach bum

The first one was written for, if I remember right, the "crossovers" challenge on 100_roadtrips. The second was written for the theme of "paperwork" on fuda_100. Both were betaed by Rune and Eliza.

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Title: Killing the Buddhist
Author: Rana Eros
Fandoms: Saiyuki/Yami no Matseui

"What the fuck?"

"Welcome to Meifu." The bespectacled stranger smiled like Hakkai, overlooking Sanzo's profanity.

"Where?" Gojyo asked.

Sanzo said, "Wrong ideology. Why are we here?"

"You ran up a significant debt to the Sanbutsushin in your past lives. They owe one of our deities. It was agreed you could serve both debts while awaiting your next incarnations."

Sanzo looked ready to explode. Hakkai said quickly, "May I ask what our duties will be?"

"You are Shinigami."

"What?" Gojyo asked, but Sanzo now looked pleased.

"Death gods. We'll need our weapons."

"They are in your quarters."

"When do we start?"

END

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Title: Karma's Bitch
Author: Rana Eros
Fandoms: Yami no Matsuei/Saiyuki

"Is all this paperwork for my nephew and his companions?" Kanzeon Bosatsu tsked over Tatsumi's shoulder. "How inefficient."

"We would not wish for poor records-keeping to delay their return to life, Boddhisattva," Tatsumi answered. Politely.

"Well, if you're going to insist on so many forms, at least get Konzen to help you."

"Does he have any experience?"

"He was a bureaucratic god." Hir lips twitched suspiciously. "I'm sure he has exactly the experience you need. Just don't pull him entirely from fieldwork, or he might get...cranky."

Tatsumi could imagine. "We will keep him occupied."

Se grinned. "You do that."

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