hi im ralzei devilbeast and youyre watching shitty channel

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we’re ralzei devilbeast & this is our personal blog of trinkets and touys. if thats not up ur alley idk what to say, maybe find another place you like better. we’re also a median system and we’re kinda still figuring our shit out

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ralzei (@ralzei1997)
@ralzei1997 goes by ralzei, ralzei1997, devilbeast and uses it/its, he/him pronouns.
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[we should probably add some headmate tags but im wayyyy too tired rn for that…. goobnite]

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art, animals, video games, the internet, homestuck* & its derivative media**, deltarune & undertale***, invader zim, sparklecare/cometcare****, anthro animals & objects*****, neurodiversity******, lungverse/4lung,******* astronomy, plushies, and probably a bazillion other things im forgeting

*we dont support andrew hussie & im extremely critical of the comic and the fandom. also i’ll probably never read act 6 #doingmyownthing actually no. i like jane i might read it for him

**especially sburb.exe & guidestuck

***iffy on toby’s association with hussie

****we hate getty better/kittycorn

*****the furry fandom sucks ass

******we hate how ableist modern psychiatry is

*******we dont support 4lung

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proshippers, radqueers, exclusionists, patricia taxxon/isff supporters, people who dont believe in transandrophobia/hate transmascs & trans men & other minority men on the basis of them being men/masculine, vivziepop supporters, andrew hussie supporters, kittycorn/getty better supporters, anti kink, anti endos, em essex supporters, loli/shotacons, fatphobes, punkitt supporters, flavour folly/jamie paige supporters, gooseworx/glitch studios supporters, 4lung supporters. we block freely 👍

last edited on: august 15 2026

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tsuyh-56

so like when are people gonna stop treating nonbinary people as “moving closer to their opposite gender”. like a nonbinary person will have transitioned from being masculine and people will call them nonbinary transfem. as though gender is a linear slider that nonbinary people fall in the center of. its in the name, nonbinary, NOT BINARY. NOT OF THE BINARY. YET YOU KEEP PUTTING THEM IN THE BINARY. a masculine person who becomes nonbinary isn’t “moving toward femininity”, a feminine person who becomes nonbinary isn’t “moving towards masculinity”. if you are nonbinary and that is how you personally feel that your gender is best described, thats rad and awesomesauce. but thats not how a large amount of nonbinary people view themselves and being put into the masc-fem box is restrictive and inaccurate. break out of the box.

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k1ttygam3r
wizardarchetypes

average tumblr user do not fall for that latest 50k notes post about Comrade IT Guy who loves it when OP uses their company computer to write explicit fanfics and check their neopets dailies on the clock. that's great for them. it does not apply to you. use your phone. use your personal computer. do not use your company device for personal work & play. Tumblr Post Comrade IT Guy does not work for your company.

wizardarchetypes

#txt #not worth risking the job u can write porn and do neopets at

exactly.

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fleab125
serfuzzypushover

i havve a compulsion to post here more ummmm wwhats evveryponies favvorite homestuck disability hcs?

i really like givvin latula aspd, karkat ptsd and kankri npd, ocd and aspd

serfuzzypushover

for physical disabilities gamzee is partially deaf in my eyes and sollux has scoliosis

bugs4blood

dave has chronic pain and obviously c-ptsd

karkat is autistic as fuck, i hc thats what gives him hi volume issues too (projecting again :3)

eridan has something like bpd i think

mituna obviously has brain damage, i think he would have chronic pain and ptsd too

i think feferi having chronic joint pain and being an ambulatory wheelchair user is also fun, since shes used to being underwater she wouldnt notice until she spends most of her time on land

sollux having chronic migraines and bipolar is most canon but i give him a slew of different issues to project, ocd is a big one

dirk and maybe eridan amd equius also have ocd

i think most of them have adhd tbh, latula, vriska, dave, nepeta, and terezi being some i think go hard

june had major depressive disorder and rose has depressive episodes

i have so many more probably idk my heads frazzled

ralzei's reblogs jegbert has childhood schizophrenia to me
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trismeowgistus

okay so the problem with nonfags' analysis of homoeroticism in art is that most of you are very very bad at recognizing actual homoeroticism. I say this as a gay man.

trismeowgistus

like most of what you guys think is homoeroticism is actually just "gay bravado", which is a process where straight men ritually reinforce their own heterosexuality by joking about gay sex with each other. It's a form of homophobia. The joke is that gay sex is repulsive, bizarre, and inconceivable for them to actually engage in. it's incredibly common and I can't believe we're still having this discussion honestly

trismeowgistus

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no no this is an excellent addition thank you

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runningdoorknob

no ao3 users, people switching from wattpad to ao3 is not colonization, and it should not be treated as such

mikilavellan

Not to be a Mexican killjoy but if you’re white and you make ICE/MAGA/deportation/racist jokes about wattpad users I’m gonna assume all it would take is the right bit of propaganda to make you support ICE irl. What’s funny about ICE to you huh? You’re invoking our biggest fears because you’re inconvenienced. Yes thank you I’d like a side of screaming nightmares with my fanfic.

“It’s like colonization!” Did they kill you? Put you in a camp? No? Find a new word thanks

secretriddlehaven

This shows that people either do not know what colonization is or think it’s funny to water down the atrocious events that happen thru colonization

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