Ray Guns Suck
Excerpt from Dean's Journal
Report from the last time I updated this stupid journal: Owen Harper was taken from the hotel and returned with his memory wiped on all things Kaylee. It is the same Owen since he knows Cas and was handling his busted shoulder but jack about Kaylee. First clue was hitting on Kate Austin, who by the way has a smoke monster in her dimension that could possibly be a form of demon.
Ran into a vampire turned human courtesy of the hotel. His name is Spike and I will try not to find the humor in that. He is apparently dating the oldest of two sisters...some woman named Buffy Summers I think. She is according to what I heard a slayer which sounds like a form of hunter. Why she makes nice with a vampire is beyond me. Spike says he's gone vegan apparently like those vampires Sammy ran into after dad died.
Dawn Summers is living proof that the hotel has no fucking shame. She is fourteen. The place snatched a god damn kid. It is now even further up on my shit list, right behind Lucifer and Zachariah. I have every intention now to burn this place to the ground once I figure out how to get out of here with these people.
Jareth (the Goblin King apparently) is a practitioner. I humored the guy the day I met him, but I think he became way to interested in the Impala. I think I will be adding regular sweeps of the garage now to my rounds...or move her around more often.
And just to make things even more peachy around here, I apparently SUCK at making nice with the aliens crawling all over this place. Ford and I haven't said five nice words to each other since we met and his cousin (who by the way is a two headed, three armed reject from a defunked Nickleback band) doesn't understand the difference between water and booze and it's effect on humans.
The only one I've come close to not smacking heads with is a Cardassian (check spelling?) named Gul Dukat. Apparently the Gul is a form of rank and from where he comes from, Earth is still around. Neither of us trust one another, which is probably a good thing because the guy carries a six inch long black knife up one sleeve and a ray gun. Which can vaporize car engines or knock you out cold, depending on what mood he's in.
Jack Harkness says: "Cardassians are alright once you get to know them"
Yeah fucking right, tell that to my ribs.
I'm starting a new page...a new tenant left a dead body on the front steps this morning. Going to need to get out the tacks and start working this case. Also, hotel blessed me with a hallucination. I nearly killed Dukat thinking he was a Wendigo (which isnt's a stretch now that I think about it. The guy looks like a human lizard and kinda comes off as a domesticated version of a Wendigo.) He didn't burst into flames when I shot him with the flare gun.
He thought I was some guy named Sisko. Don't know who the hell that is. Wonder if I look like him.
Ribs are bruised. Looks like I'm not playing naked rugby,thank god.
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Ray guns suck.
Report from the last time I updated this stupid journal: Owen Harper was taken from the hotel and returned with his memory wiped on all things Kaylee. It is the same Owen since he knows Cas and was handling his busted shoulder but jack about Kaylee. First clue was hitting on Kate Austin, who by the way has a smoke monster in her dimension that could possibly be a form of demon.
Ran into a vampire turned human courtesy of the hotel. His name is Spike and I will try not to find the humor in that. He is apparently dating the oldest of two sisters...some woman named Buffy Summers I think. She is according to what I heard a slayer which sounds like a form of hunter. Why she makes nice with a vampire is beyond me. Spike says he's gone vegan apparently like those vampires Sammy ran into after dad died.
Dawn Summers is living proof that the hotel has no fucking shame. She is fourteen. The place snatched a god damn kid. It is now even further up on my shit list, right behind Lucifer and Zachariah. I have every intention now to burn this place to the ground once I figure out how to get out of here with these people.
Jareth (the Goblin King apparently) is a practitioner. I humored the guy the day I met him, but I think he became way to interested in the Impala. I think I will be adding regular sweeps of the garage now to my rounds...or move her around more often.
And just to make things even more peachy around here, I apparently SUCK at making nice with the aliens crawling all over this place. Ford and I haven't said five nice words to each other since we met and his cousin (who by the way is a two headed, three armed reject from a defunked Nickleback band) doesn't understand the difference between water and booze and it's effect on humans.
The only one I've come close to not smacking heads with is a Cardassian (check spelling?) named Gul Dukat. Apparently the Gul is a form of rank and from where he comes from, Earth is still around. Neither of us trust one another, which is probably a good thing because the guy carries a six inch long black knife up one sleeve and a ray gun. Which can vaporize car engines or knock you out cold, depending on what mood he's in.
Jack Harkness says: "Cardassians are alright once you get to know them"
Yeah fucking right, tell that to my ribs.
I'm starting a new page...a new tenant left a dead body on the front steps this morning. Going to need to get out the tacks and start working this case. Also, hotel blessed me with a hallucination. I nearly killed Dukat thinking he was a Wendigo (which isnt's a stretch now that I think about it. The guy looks like a human lizard and kinda comes off as a domesticated version of a Wendigo.) He didn't burst into flames when I shot him with the flare gun.
He thought I was some guy named Sisko. Don't know who the hell that is. Wonder if I look like him.
Ribs are bruised. Looks like I'm not playing naked rugby,
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Ray guns suck.
productive
confused
irritated
determined