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Muffled Cries

[2:53] <@Heather> this episode of Forensics Files is named "Muffled Cries"
[2:53] <@Heather> creepy
[2:53] <@Otimus> D:
[3:14] <@Heather> this murdering idiot signed his own name using the victim's debit card
[3:14] <@Otimus> hahahahahahaha
[3:14] <@Otimus> What state is he in?
[3:15] <@Heather> Florida
[3:15] <@Otimus> Hahahahaha
[3:15] <@Otimus> it always is
[3:15] <@Otimus> Florida or Texas
[3:15] <@Heather> I don't understand the name though
[3:15] <@Heather> as like... there was no mention of Muffled Cries
[3:15] <@Heather> they don't even know the details of murder, other than he did it
[3:16] <@Heather> maybe they use a grab bag for names
[3:16] <@Otimus> Yeah, they probably went through the good ones
[3:16] <@Heather> because she was an insurance inspector
[3:16] <@Heather> went into his house, got murdered and put in the river, there was no witnesses or any other people
[3:16] <@Heather> he just hit her on the head with a muffler
[3:17] <@Heather> oh
[3:17] <@Heather> wait
[3:17] <@Heather> they didn't.
[3:17] <@Otimus> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[3:17] <@Otimus> ahahahaha
[3:17] <@Heather> 1) I am dumb
[3:17] <@Otimus> That's a creepy thing to make a pun about
[3:17] <@Heather> 2) OMG.
[3:17] <@Otimus> Man
[3:17] <@Otimus> I hope we never get killed with mufflers
[3:19] <@Heather> I'm muffled crying now over how dumb I am
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p.s. I'm doing an overhaul of my immediate living space (bedroom), omg my stuff is everywhere. I hate clutter, so much of this is being donated or trashed and once getting over the anxiety of being "wasteful," the feeling of freedom from tossing that *ITEM YOU NEVER USE* is so good. I'm a minimalist at heart, but my mother trained me to think "what if you need this *ITEM YOU NEVER USE* under *EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES* so I have to remind myself I don't want the majority of this shit, and I don't need most of it either.
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I can't stop watching Dateline episodes on youtube, each time hoping it's a Keith Morrison episode. He must write this stuff himself, none of the other hosts use such prose.

"and then a spring breeze dipped into the Pendleton valley, curled it's warming fingers into secret corners... and came out whispering... a name"

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Benedict Cumberdryl

[5:26] <@Otimus> I'm gonna have to take some crummy benadryl
[5:26] <@Heather> Crummadryl
[5:27] <@Otimus> Benedict Cumberdryl
[5:28] <@Otimus> Did you know there's a space documentary series, starring Stephen Hawking, that he narrates, on Netflix?
[5:28] <@Otimus> It's really, really good, too
[5:28] <@Heather> nope
[5:29] <@Otimus> http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/702…
[5:29] <@Otimus> that's it
[5:29] <@Otimus> Cumberbatch's best ability is to narrate things
[5:30] <@Heather> ok
[5:30] <@Heather> Cumberbatch
[5:30] <@Heather> that makes more sense
5:30] <@Heather> [5:28] <@Otimus> Did you know there's a space documentary series, starring Stephen Hawking, that he narrates, on Netflix?
[5:30] <@Otimus> Oh
[5:30] <@Heather> I thought you meant Hawking
[5:30] <@Otimus> LOL
[5:30] <@Heather> and I was like
[5:30] <@Heather> wow Otis
[5:30] <@Heather> I'm sure that's great.
[5:30] <@Otimus> ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Last night I heard meowing while at the store, and after much chasing, myself and 5 other people were able to corner this kitten. I brought it home for now, we'll see how he gets along with everyone else. I'm calling him Walt.