Nilbog

Hi Livejournal, how the hell've you been dawg?! Good, glad to hear it. Sorry I haven't been around much these past few monthes, but just like an abusive parent whose child has recently raised to stardom, I'm back and want to be a part of your life again! So, what's been going on with me? Let's get some bullets in here.

• You remember how I was working at a spa in Petal? Yeah, that's over. The owner sold the business and didn't bother to tell her faithful employees about it. That seems to happen to me a lot.
• Luckily, by that time I had already gotten another job over at my almu mater's day spa! So far I haven't really been doing very many massages, but it's still a slow time. Things will really pick up right after the holidays.
• We're starting to really gear up for Christmas, I'm almost done with my gift shopping already.
• I'm currently writing a screenplay based on the Tennesse legend of the "Hillbilly Shebeast" for my bro Evan. I'll admit I may have a bit of writer's block, but I like what I've got so far.
• Everything's been going good with Tony and I, in fact we're talking very seriously about moving down to the coast if I can get a job at one of the casino spas.
• Don't forget to vote tomorrow!
• Did I mention I'm now on both Twitter and Facebook? You can find me as JPWendel on Twitter and JP Wendel on Facebook.
• I've been working hard over at the Death Blog! You should go there http://www.deathblogtheblogthateat…

Well, I suppose that's about it. Good talking to ya.

First I want to be set on fire on top of a Dogde Stratas. Then I want my ashes to be fed to a norwhal. I then want that norwhal to be shot and buried and I want the tombstone to read "Here lies Jarret Wendel, thought norwhals were cool."

I gots me a new job! Want a massage from me? Head over to At Home Massage Therapy in Petal. Well, you can get a massage from me there when my license finally comes in.

In other news, even though I've been completely against it for years, I have surrendered to the Twitter gods. Follow me @JPWendel if you want.

I've passed my licensing exam!!! I am now one step closer to being a full-fledged massage therapist! All I have to do now is pass a state laws test and I'll be rubbing my way to a new career.

Yeah, so how are you? Oh sure, sure. Well, most people don't. What? Oh thanks, I think my muttonchops are looking pretty awesome too. What's up with me? Well, let me tell you girlfriend;

--My official last day in massage school was last Thursday, so that's fun. Unfortunately I've been waiting on an email for when the licensing test is supposed to be and haven't gotten it yet, but oh well I suppose.

--In addition to that, after I take the test I discovered it will still be up to three monthes before I get my license, so that sucks. I've applied for a short-time job at Books-A-Million but haven't heard from them yet either.

--Did I mention my hand is still pained and lumpy from the supposed breaking over two monthes ago?

--I recently went through my room and ended up throwing away about three trashbags of garbage and donating about two massive tubs-worth of other stuff.

--Our Blockbuster closed down and they were sellign off their entire stock, and I stupidly bought a ton of stuff, for example: Naked Lunch, Killer Nun, Bay of Blood, The Heirloom, Moon(blu-ray), Terminator Salvation(blu-ray), Cure, Blood and Black Lace, A Snake of June, Street Trash, and Trapped Ashes.

So yeah, that's about it. Gotta go man, we'll keep in touch. Have a good 'un.

Longest, probably Stephen King's It, I think it's a bit over 1500 pages if I remember correctly.

Shortest, Clive Barker's Mr B Gone. I don't know how many pages, but I went through it in one sitting.

I'm thinking now would be a perfect time for Junior Part 2.......just so many unanswered questions from the original.



Oh, by the way, I'm now CPR/First Aid certified, so if you start choking in a restaurant and you see me, feel free to come on over.