“never too late to be who you might have been” by sara yukiko mon | still from i saw the tv glow, “there is still time”
“DON’T DIE WONDERING” button from the Lesbian Herstory Archives
untitled (tight squeeze), 2024
18 x 19 x 23 inches
just realized i never posted this piece here?? i made this in an intro to sculpture class that i took during my last semester of college and its something im really really proud of, i learned how to weld for it!
Julian Hooper
1. Introduction, 2016
2. Inevitable conclusion, 2016
(Acrylic on linen)
certified door post
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.
where do you draw the line of when it's appropriate to hold a conversation with someone who's currently using the bathroom?
never ever ever ever ever ever ever under no circumstances wtf no
text messages/other text-based conversation is fine
phone calls are fine but no face to face conversation
talking through a closed, locked bathroom door is fine
only if you're both on the shitter, either in a public bathroom or on the phone
bathroom door may be open but the other person won't look that way
I will sit there in the bathroom with you making solid eye contact like a dog
option of infinite nuance
op wtf you forgot the most obvious answer
[measure this by the closest people you know - family, spouse, siblings, etc. not like strangers or co-workers.]
and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand
One of my favorite things about working with very young children is that because
a) young children tend to do a lot of copying the behaviors around them, and
b) most of the people hanging around them are taking care of kids (them)
a lot of little kids REALLY want to take care of slightly littler kids. Today a toddler barely over a year old kissed a baby a couple months younger than him, tried to wipe his nose, and tried to feed him a toy apple. A couple kids older than Him then started trying to put him in a toy shopping cart to take him shopping. There's a 3yo who always tries to steal the babies' milk bottles to feed them. A 4yo tried to give a baby his own bottle once. A toddler too young to know any words yet will shush me if any of the little babies are laying down to sleep.
Obviously we can't allow most of that but it always kills me 😭 their age is the standard and anyone younger than them is Actually a baby
How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in
I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*
