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This video perfectly captures the trans girl aesthetic and I’m not even angry he’s cis I’m just impressed he managed to, purely by accident, hit every fucking note of a perfect trans girl gag video like dammit I wish he played on my team.
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also i really wanna make a shitty pokemon romhack or something where like its just a regular pokemon game but if you go to some random corner of the map you can encounter "just a regular fucking coelacanth" and its like some shitty compressed jpg of a coelacanth and it has three useless moves that dont do shit but also one called "outlast" where an animation plays where the day night cycle passes really fast over and over, time is flying by, your pokemon levels up and evolves until it hits level 100 then it dies. You black out, because the move killed your whole party. When you wake up, you're in the ruins of a pokecenter. There's no one around, holes in the walls and ceiling. You step outside. A vast, dead desert surround you. There is no more life. Everything is dead. You wander, the only one left to witness what time has become. As you wander, your curiosity and terror brings you to where you found the coelacanth. You find it. It's still here, still the same as it was. Just you and coelacanth, nothing else. You can interact with the fish: "the regular coelacanth is still here. coelacanth will always be here". Nothing else remains. Just you and coelacanth. Until you die. But you know that coelacanth will still be here. Your existance is nothing but a blip to coelacanth. And that's all you have. Just you and coelacanth.
evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???
evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???
My excellent cousin @potentialslayerette is making me do this
Nicknames: Ali or AliRally online
Height: 6’ even last i checked
Time right now: 3:16 central time
Last thing I googled: I think it was Merritt Kopas
Fave music artist: CHVRCHES
Song stuck in my head: Backpack by Andrew Jackson Jihad
Last TV show I watched: My Brother My Brother And Me
What I’m wearing now: Cute undies (again, in bed)
When I created this blog: Early 2013 i think
The kind of stuff I post: Bad memes, cute girls, skateboards, and political anger
Do I have other blogs: nope
Do I get asks regularly: nope :(
Why did I choose my URL: Its a combo of Kingdom Hearts “there are many worlds, but they share the same sky” with norse mythologys nine worlds
Gender: Non-binary trans lady???
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Pokemon team: Valor!!!
Fave Colours: Pastel pink n blue
Average hours of sleep: 8, give or take
Lucky numbers: 42
Favourite Characters: UHH. A lot. Alice from Alice in Wonderland (got my name from her), Taako (taz), Lucio, Tracer, Sombra, Ana, Pharah (all overwatch), Aqua, Riku (kh) Faith (mirrors edge (my tattoos are inspired by her)), Ellie (tlou), Carmilla (carmilla), Marceline (at), Korra, Asami (atlok), Nomi (sense8), Red (transistor)
Dream Job: Im doing it! Im an indie game developer and i absolutely love it. Only problem- that reeeally doesnt pay and i am technically unemployed even tho im working hard on my game (which i should be releasing soon on itch.io) (please play it and donate so i can consider this a real job)
Number of blankets I sleep with: usually 1, depends on the weather. I also always sleep with a medium sized Alice tsum tsum
Following: 286
I tag my friends @alternativeballerina and @electrolen and some lovely people that im not friends with but would like to be @polyhedralprincess and @vulpes-aestatis if y’all accept
bullets mikey is so fem dude i don’t care i don’t care i don’t care. that’s my girlfriend who spends way to much time with her band and making music for a crowd of 30 people