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OMG MY TOTALLY AWESOME HUSBAND DOESN'T WANT ME ANYMORE AND I HAD TO MOVE BACK IN WITH MY PARENTS!UH!HRUHRU!HRNFVWJS

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!! HFOISJFOIS

NOW I HAVE TO HUNT ONLINE FOR A NEW FIANCE!!!!!!!

AND I HAVE NO JOB AND NOTHING TO DO BUT SIT AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE ALL DAY!!!!!!!!

Seriously. I am so worthless. What am I going to do?

Do any of you want to marry me?

You know I'm training to become a cage fighter.

Wow, I really don't know what to write about. I've noticed in the past few weeks that my life really sucks. I have zero direction, zero ambition, no friends, and that makes me really depressed. I don't know what to do about it anymore. I want to be happy and carefree, but maybe that's just not the life I'm supposed to lead. Maybe I'm just destined to wear thick black eyeliner, whine, and listen to shitty music.
Yes, I'm done feeling sorry for myself. I'm going to stand up and be fucking proud of who I am...which, incidentally, is no one. But that isn't going to stop me. I am fucking sick of apologizing for hating life. I HATE MY LIFE and I'm proud of it.
By the way, I love furries.
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    melancholy Tears of joy!

I think unicorns are kick ass!

My life has been super crazy hectic lately. Not much time for an update, but I wanted to let everyone know that I'm still alive because I know people read this to check my life status.
STATUS: ALIVE.
Hehehe!
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    mischievous Geddy Lee!

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oh man. today is almost over. that makes me sad. I will write a journal entry about it and then cry myself to sleep like the miserable asshole I am.
Here's a haiku:

Noxious fumes I breathe,
ashes falling like snow flakes.
Life makes me so sad.

Phew! Haikus always take a lot out of me. Especially when I write 15 of them in a row. And most of them are non-sensible.
  • Current Music
    The gentle hum of the computer as it sings me to sleep.

Hunting wolverines in Alaska with my uncle! Gosh!

Boy, my life sure is hectic right now. I need to slow and down and take a look around, otherwise my life will surely pass me by. I worry that I'm not taking full advantage of everything that's been offered to me, seeing as how I'm incredibly ungrateful and spiteful. I don't understand why people just can't realize that I'm the only person who matters and everyone should care about what I'm doing 24/7. Gosh! I know that my life can be completely mundane at times. But seriously, everyone should care about me. They should also take the time to read this journal every day to check if there's an update and if there is, take the time to write me a comment. I love the ones telling me how worthless and stupid this journal is. Apparently, it's so worthless, they must take the time to tell me in comment form. But, it's all good. I love my friends!11!1
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    confused I have to poop.

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Here's a funny story that was relayed to me:
A friend was babysitting this little kid and he hit her in the head with a 2x4. She had a giant egg on her head and a black eye. The day after it happened she ran into her ex-boyfriend and he said "you look beautiful" and she said "tell it to my egg".

HAHA, she's so funny!
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    giddy tell it to my egg!

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Omg so like, this person is stalking me or something...there's this total knock-off journal of MY journal called quadrofecta and they're like, even so unoriginal that they took my wreck yourself entry. How lame is that!?!?!?! God, people these days. Good thing I have my amazing husband to stand up for me in my lj from now on!
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    enraged enraged

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omg so my husband totally got himself an lj too! lj rulz! you can read his journal over at quadrafecto. you'll notice he knows how to spell correctly. i had to take summer school classes through this remedial program in high school just so i could graduate on time, so sorry guys! my bad!
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    weird i'm s0 g0th!!!!!!