but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle
thats probably it...
ALTit's sad bc it got evicted :(
i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness
tumblr deleted my last confessional post so here’s a new one:
when i was like 6 my grandparents got me an awesome dollhouse (playmobil haus 5301 if anyone needs to know). for some reason, i had in my head that one day, god would shrink a bunch of people until they were the size of polly pockets and the world would be so cruel and scary for them. so every night i would pray to god that if he did that, that he would please put the tiny people in my dollhouse so i could provide for them. and every night, in case it happened, i would put water in a little cup for them and make their little beds so they’d have somewhere warm to rest after finding out they would be tiny forever. i told my friend in school about this and he said “oh my dad’s a wizard dont worry he can make them grow again” and then i felt at ease and never worried about it again.
i have been saying this for well forever but can they please make dresses just a little bit longer please
what the actual fuck
This kind of thing wouldn't be socially acceptable to do with photoshop and all of a sudden people think this is okay?
This should be treated with the same level of rage as deepfakes are
I love her makeover.
Whenever you think about using the “view how it looks in my room” function on Amazon or wayfair remember this is what it’s for
Rediscovered my favourite picture of my twin sister's cat that I took and I don't think I'll ever get a funnier cat picture than this
I was going to embroider a rose or something in the corner of this handkerchief, but then I realized I could do a wizard, so obviously I did a wizard.
