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PurpleCocoBolo

@purplecocobolo

3689726th best blog on tumblr | 19yo | she/her

i forgot to post on this website any . look at this

technically made for an au swap thing which is totally not super easy to tell who noelle swaps with here

i dog and i dog on grrm but every time i go on that damn subreddit i get so defensive of that old man. oh you think it's so easy? you think it's all fun and games to write a thousand page book in a multipov multicontinental densely structured narrative setting with all the world's eyes on you? go ahead u/chudmeister0621 pick the pen we're all waiting

a happy happy day

[ID: comic of Susie and Noelle from Deltarune at the festival on the Weird Route. First panel has them sitting in the Ferris wheel with Noelle clutching Susie's arm and leaning onto her shoulder, looking almost lethargic, while Susie smiles awkwardly. Text below reads: "why does it feel like i'll never see you again?" Below, Noelle is handing Susie a thick roll of dollar bills, with Susie frowning as if she's holding back an even more disturbed and worried expression. Noelle holds Susie's hand with shadows cast behind them, as she says: "Thank you for today, Susie." There is a long space before she says Susie's name, and a single red pixel at the bottom of the dialogue box. End ID.]

(TY to anistarrose for the image id!)

horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “actually the gay bar is next door” and the horse says “I’m not gay”

the horse has a small crisis about his sexual identity and mulls it over, nursing his beer in the corner of the sports bar. he realizes he might actually be bicurious, goes next door to the gay bar, meets a Friesian stallion who rocks his world and they get married 3 years after what they thought would be a one night stand

This is them walking into church on their wedding day. The Banker gelding got a little emotional because he’s insecure and it’s a venerable day. They’re getting married in a Catholic church and they’re being married by the Friesian’s childhood priest. The Banker gelding was raised as an evangelical southern baptist and deconstructed but has religious trauma and is now learning to interact with religion in a healthy way by respecting his husband’s faith. Also, the light shines on the Friesian like that all the time because he is perfect.

He is a donkey. His name is Father Dominick.

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

this is awful. try it

hey man quick question. you okay?

that's none of my business

I decided to draw another orange soul. In my universe, she finally made it to Asgore, proving her bravery. And another small detail is her altered hairstyle, which was made for her by a Mad Dummy.

I thought about the interactions of Orange and Pink, but as an orange soul and a mad dummy from the undertale.

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

Go forth, child, with my blessing

KISSING ON THE MOUTH