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oh my fuckning
UNMUTE THIS
I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is
you dumb bitch
I love how the X-Men franchise can never settle on one origin story.
Like, okay, Nightcrawler is half demon, which is why he looks the way he does, but his teleportation powers don’t actually have anything to do with his demonic heritage – he’s a half-demon who just happens to also be a mutant.
Scott Summers’ inability to control his optic blasts is caused possibly by a brain injury, possibly by a mental block due to childhood trauma, and possibly by medical experiments performed on him by an immortal mad scientist who was impersonating the director of the orphanage where he grew up – or all three!
The Scarlet Witch is technically a mutant, but her mutation is “being really good at magic”, and all of her demonstrable abilities are the result of superhuman spellcasting proficiency rather than mutant powers per se.
It’s fantastic.

You forgot one for Scott, “possibly by the fact that his eyes are portals to a dimension of the concussive energy” . Scarlet Witch went back to being a creation of the high evolutionary, not that it means anything for her powers. The x-men franchise has been more business than story telling ever since marvel started fighting for the movie rights. So expect the wildest retcons very soon, since they got the rights back.
Yes, how could I forget “Scott can’t control his eye-beams because his eyes are magic portals to the Punch Dimension, from whence all punching springs”.
Jean Paul Gaultier Couture by Ludovic De Saint Sernin
whoa…it’s crazy, i was under the impression that the cat has been fed every day for the past 19 years. but he’s informing me right now that’s never happened? not once in his life?
why am i being ratioed here...no's come to my defense
this is the discourse im here for
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sometimes the dead horse beats you
iktr !! Pam you are crazy girl
Source: Out In America; A Portrait Of Gay and Lesbian Life , by Michael Goff and the staff of OUT magazine
don't stay stuck in your despair, be the real you!
so like. what do people who can't afford this do. are we just supposed to? die or something??
I was playing Pokemon Go in the park yesterday and I saw a guy sit down beside a girl and start talking to her and immediately I got this feeling that something was Very Wrong. I really don't believe in sixth senses or anything like that but my gut didn't like it. I got up and started walking in their direction.
The guy kept getting closer to her while she kept trying to turn her body away, so I made eye contact with her for a minute so she'd know I was there and then I rushed in with a OH MY GOD GIRL ITS SOOO GOOD TO SEE YOU WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WE NEED TO GO GET COFFEE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! at full USAmerican volume (which Irish people tend to react to like I've fired off a concussive blast so it's good for disorienting creepers). I hugged her (which makes me laugh in retrospect bc I don't really hug anyone, let alone strangers) but it turned out to be a good move because I could put myself between him and turn her towards the coffee shop.
As we were walking away she was like "omg thank you, you have such good instincts" and I was like "did you know him?" because he was like, trying to get her to touch his arm? And she was like "no!"
Anyway my favorite part of the whole bit is that as we're walking away, the creep yells after us that we're heartless.
Mean ugly lesbian wouldn't let me sexually harass a girl in public! Heartless!
Effie, you're so cool! 😮
True Detective (2014)
OP: The most horrendous sight at 2026 WAIC has surfaced… (cr请你喝杯柠檬茶)
(FYI that head is Doubao’s official avatar. Developed by ByteDance, Doubao is one of China’s top mainstream AIs, similar to ChatGPT. The name Doubao literally translates to red bean bun, a classic staple Chinese pastry filled with sweet red bean paste.)
My kigurumi mask escaping to live a better life after I don’t use it for a few months