my dead wife. the ad free internet
watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003
12 years old: i was so cringe when i was nine, i’m super mature now though
15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i’m super mature now though. i’m a totally different person. i’m basically an adult
18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn’t an adult even a little back then. i’m an adult now though of course
21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn’t an adult at 18 i’m barely even an adult now tbh
23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why’d it change
23 years old: because i’m still 23 so i can’t speak to that experience yet
23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can’t possibly imagine how you’ll feel at 24
23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they’re letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance
the mold spores in my house speaking to me telepathically: yeah that’s perfect now hit post
No, app on my phone, I don’t want to edit it with AI. I don’t want to generate with AI. I don’t want to ask the AI. I don’t want to make AI wallpapers. I don’t want to rewrite with AI. I don’t want t-
“Kill them with kindness” Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
“Kill them with kindness”
Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*
🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be
Thought I’d post some of my Dispatch fanart might post the rest eventually 🤔
Drawn on 06.12.25
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