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Dark Odyssey: Winter Fire in Washington, DC
March 21-23, 2008
www.darkodyssey.com

Dark Odyssey: Winter Fire is only 8 weeks away and people are signing up from all over the country! We wanted to remind everyone that the Host Hotel room rates are going up this Monday, January 28th. Please don't miss out on our great room specials and early registration rates. We already have over 300 registrants! For more information please visit http:www.darkodyssey.com.

To be added to our mailing list, please write info@darkodyssey.com.

Washington DC Braces for Weekend of Sexual Freedom w/Darklady & Carol Queen
Performances, Readings & a Masturbate-a-thon at The Crucible!

Is Washington DC ready for a weekend of sex positive entertainment & education from both Darklady and Carol Queen? With security levels currently at "Elevated" -- it's just possible.

Friday, September 08, 2006
Readings & Performances w/ Portland's Darklady & San Francisco's Carol Queen (www.carolqueen.com)
Music by "Uncle Frazier's" band Memory Leak
(www.memoryleakmusic.com)

Saturday, September 09, 2006
First-Ever Washington DC Masturbate-a-thon hosted by Dr. Carol Queen, Dr. Robert Lawrence & Darklady

9:00 pm - 2:00 am
$20/per night
The Crucible
(www.the-crucible.com)
1816 Half Street, SW
Washington DC

Both nights are fundraisers for the Woodhull Freedom Foundation & Center for Sex and Culture
www.woodhullfoundation.org
www.centerforsexandculture.com

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FRIDAY: The music of Memory Leak kicks off the evening, followed by a Darklady improv explaining what it's like to be a fallen Catholic girl who grew up to be a professional porn reviewer and a Masturbate-a-thon organizer. Learn about what happens when she's alone in her shower when she reads "Mother, May I," published in Guilty Pleasures, from Black Books.

Then join the incomparable Dr. Carol Queen, San Francisco's most famous sexologist, for a virtual backstage tour of the Lusty Lady Theater, as Carol gives another wildly popular performance of "Peep Show," her story of life behind the locked doors of the Private Pleasures Booth.

SATURDAY: Cum for a cause during Washington DC's first Masturbate-a-thon fundraiser. Help raise money for sex-positive causes while exploring the good sex available at the end of your own hand. Live Masturbate-a-Thon founders Carol Queen and Robert Lawrence join Portland's Masturbate-a-Thon impresaria Darklady as your evening's hosts. A Fucking Machine and a half-dozen Sybians will be available for guests' riding pleasure.

There are three ways to participate:
1) Get masturbation pledges from yourself, friends, or strangers! Minimum total pledge is $20.
2) Be a voyeur! Watch the fun from the mezzanine. No cameras of any kind, though!
3) Share a helping hand like they do in Portland by inviting a friend into the Jack-and-Jill-Off Room for some non-intercourse fun.

DC M-a-T Sponsors:
HotMovies.com
AdamEve.com

UPCOMING DARKLADY EVENTS
September 16: Darklady's Back to Reform School Party
October 13 - 15: Closing keynote speaker, Building Bridges, Seattle
(http://www.lovethatworks.org)
October 28: Polyween (Theme: Sacred & Profane)
November 17 - 19: Orycon Science Fiction Convention
December 31: New Year's Eve (Theme TBA)

-- Darklady
http://www.darklady.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheD…
http://darklady-produc.livejournal…
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.org

Since Tristan's written a lot of articles for OOB, ya'll might want to know...

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Best of luck to Velvet Park, but it doesn't look like my kind of thing. OOB closed back in March, but I thought they were just taking their time with the next issue.

Best wishes to the lovely Miss Taormino, and continued success in your endeavors. Hope yer having fun wherever you are! :)

Darklady’s “Sexposé”
Thursday, March 9, 2006
2:00pm PST/5:00pm EST
YNOTRadio.com

THIS WEEK’S TOPIC: Gay Porn & GayVN Award nominee Brad Benton

Darklady loves gay porn. What’s not to like? Join Darklady as she talks smut with fellow reviewer Mark Kleim and multiply nominated GayVN Award performer Brad Benton – four hours before the actual awards show!

Log on. Listen. Join in the chat room conversation.

DARKLADY REVIEWS:
Dirty Little Sins – (Brad’s Best Actor nominated role)
Desperate Husbands – (Brad’s Best Supporting nominated role)

DARKLADY INTERVIEWS:
1) Mark Kleim -- owner of LavenderLounge.com, LavenderLoungeBlog.com, MuscleBearCub.com, and ReelGuys.com.

2) Brad Benton – GayVN Award nominee for Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, and Performer of the Year.

Log on. Listen. Join in the chat room conversation.
YNOTRadio.com
Thursdays
2:00pm PST/5:00pm EST

UPCOMING TOPICS:
03-16-06 – Rubber. Guests: The Baroness & Mr. West Coast Rubber, Alan Stroik.
www.baroness.com & www.westcoastrubber.com
03-23-06 – Leather. Guests: Stormy Leather & Ms. World Leather 2005, Michelle Jackson
www.stormyleather.com & www.msworldleather.com
03-30-06 – Phone Sex.

Do you have guest, subject, or review item suggestions? If so, send them to darklady@darklady.com.

Thanks – and play safe.

-- Darklady
Assistant editor, YNOT.com
Host, “Darklady’s Sexpose,” YNOTRadio.com
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org

Darklady Productions Presents: Celebration of Eros

When the season is dark and the world is at war it can be difficult to connect with our romantic, sensual, and erotic selves. Join Santa Cruz photographer/writer David Steinberg and Portland writer/event coordinator Theresa “Darklady” Reed for an evening of poetry, prose, music, and evocative slideshow imagery that will summon, embrace, and celebrate the lover in each of us. Meet the performers the night before – and party with them in an exclusive cocktail social directly after the event. Ages 18 and older.

Meet & Greet David Steinberg
Friday, February 10, 2006
$5+ suggested donation
7:00 pm – midnight
Darklady Estates
RSVP darklady@darklady.com for directions and details

Celebration of Eros
Saturday, February 11, 2006
$10+ suggested donation
8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
600 NE Prescott
Portland, OR 97211
RSVP darklady@darklady.com to reserve limited seating
Wheelchair Access Possible, please contact for details

Post Celebration Cocktail Social/Play Party
$10+ suggested donation
10:00pm – 2:00am
Darklady Estates
RSVP darklady@darklady.com for directions and details

David Steinberg is available for photo sessions with interested couples. If interested, write EroNat@aol.com or call 831-234-1073 for more information. www.davidsteinberg.us

As always, we are collecting pet supplies for animals rescued from Hurricane Katrina by Dandelion Dog Rescue. www.dandeliondogrescue.org

Upcoming Darklady Events:
May 20: 6th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon (“Pajama Party of Passion”)

-- Darklady
http://www.darklady.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheD…
http://www.livejournal.com/~darkla…
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.org

WHO: Theresa "Darklady" Reed

WHAT: Hustler Magazine, March 2006 issue

WHEN: Now

WHERE: Adult Magazine Stands

WHY: "Zealots to the Left of Me, Zealots to the Right of Me," a wonderfully funny and insightful (if I do say so myself, which I do)
pro-free speech rant reprinted from Darklady's YNOT.com online blog. Read it for yourself in print -- and see photos of Darklady like
you've never seen before. Photographs by David Steinberg, Bridgett
Harrington, and Byron O'Brien.

Bring your copy to Portland's February 11 "Celebration of Eros" featuring David Steinberg and Darklady for autographs -- and maybe
even something extra. ;-)

-- Darklady
Assistant Editor, YNOT.com
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheD…

Seems quiet here.
Found some of Tristan's most recent Pucker Ups:

Fuck Abstinence

Meet the Randalls

Cunt Candy Factory


Also, some of Rachel Kramer Bussel who does a similar column for the same paper.

Our Cheating Hearts

Personal Ad Adventure

mmm, tristan.

she came to speak at my school, and i met her at the masturbate-a-thon at babes in toyland last year...and she told me i have hot breasts. *swoon.*

I interviewed Tristan today on Gothamist - check it out!˛