I love that wasps will be in close to the most stressful situation I think an animal could be in and they'll still stop to eat, I need that. Like a predatory animal almost 2 million times your weight physically captures you in a clear cylinder and just gives you a piece of fruit and you EAT IT??

not to "trying to be chill but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks etc etc" but once you realize that almost none of the cute disney comic relief sidekicks are women you can't unsee it. like that thing only exists to do some slapstick and look cute for plushies. why can't it be a woman. why are ALL of them he/him. it's driving me fucking insane

Wo bewahrt ein Wahrsager seine Utensilien auf?

In einer True.

you will miss this in 40 or 48 hours. twitter will smooth your brain down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a social media platform that hasn't meaningfully changed in a decade. you don't know I'm posting about you in real time bc Sarah has timestamps switched off. I'm not dead, Grant. Grant, let me out of the casket. Graaaant,

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.