Crashing out

my headphones are broke. I bought new ones, the controls were worlds different and it required an app. So I got a second new pair from the exact. Same. Line. As my old ones. Same problems as the other new ones.

So I shelled out a little extra money to buy the exact same make and model as my old ones. They emailed me to tell me they are discontinued. I just want earbuds where you can tap once to pause, twice for next, three times for back, and hold for turn off. It's it really so much to ask for something that doesn't come with an account or app??

buh

My phone is on 11 percent, my charging cable doesn't work right, my headphones cut out more than they cut in, and I'm thinking that might be a good euphemism for how society is going rn.

One of em

I think that one of the best feelings is when you get someone a gift and your like, yeah, they'll like this, and then you're like super correct.

Like, I got my mum this plush rabbit and it's so soft and it's pink and white and she loves it. She talks about it. I hear about Benny the rabbit on the regular and that's such a good feeling.

She mentioned liking marshmallows and it fully ingrained in my brain so for mothers day I got her a taster box of nine fancy flavors. She loved it, full kid squeal loved it and I'm like 'yes. Muahahaha I'm getting an A plus in gift giving!'

Banger serotonin catalyst. Just a capital emotion.

Just has a crisis because raspberry has a p. I have never needed to write the word until now and I have been played by a fruit.

name ur dog life

and then when people ask boy or girl,you get to say life's a bitch.

Me in minecraft

Villager: Soooo who exactly are you?

Me: *Clad in armour forged from the souls of the damned, with a bow and sword and axe capable of killing the gods of this world* A fisherman.

Good book

The sschool between winter and fairyland. Top tier so far. Incredible "Damn the prophecy, I won't let you die" heroine. Great magic system.

Dear Mojang

Can wwe please have fire resistance beacons? I wanna swim with the strides in the forbidden hottub.

When you cut your nails and they finally grow back to optimal itch-scratching length.

Solar punk this, eco punk that. Well what about aqua punk huh? Give me vast glass cities reflecting the sunrise. Gimme bright neon lights reflected in foamy ocean waves. Giant waterbased powerstations and dams surrounded by fog and rain, coward.

Man, I thank God that life is so enjoyable. I spent the entire day cleaning just cause I could. I vaccumed so many crunchy bits, I got all the groceries, I got to clean the glass on the fire place and now you can actually see into it. I got to fold so many cloths and they ended up so good and smooth. I got to pick up stuff and put it in the right boxes and make the floor so very clean. I got to eat eggs and microwave pie and drink coffee. Like life is bomb man! So many things smell good and you get to choose which soap you buy. Wind chimes are a thing! Rain and blossoms smell amazing! You can get sweaty and then take a shower and be clean and smell nice. Life has so much going for it.

Concept: the hit online game, men and maidens. Two ways to play, ether like a #medieval battle royal, or like a build and gather game. Be a men! Go fight, get good gear, kill monsters. Be a maiden! Plant grain, cook food, make jams and things. Also, perhaps it needs a different name that doesn't have roots in gender roles. Farmers and fights, maybe? Another mechanic would be that the fighters can only heal when they go home using facilities made by the farmers, and the farmers would have real low combat stats because they aren't meant to be fighters.

God said let there be light and therefore the foundation of the world is sound.

Minecraft concept: chisel patterns, armour trims but for your shulker boxes cause why not? Make that the use for the Fletcher table cause all the fancy tools for making fine arrowheads. Where find? New end structure maybe? End ships but out sailing instead of docked at a city? Who knows!

Do you think mail is called the post because you write letters after the fact, or do you thing things happen in post because letters are sent later than events?

Friendly reminder to do something good for yourself. Shower with the lights off. Stand in the rain. Dip your arms in cold water. Eat a piece of fruit with a knife like an edgy rogue. Sit in silence with a mechanical pencil and paper, doesn't matter what you end up with. Just feels nice to scribble. Vaccum some crunchy bits. Smell a flower. Go to a pet shop just to look at all the animals. Go for a tiny walk on your own and enjoy some quiet. Pull all your mugs out and put them back how you want to. Try and bring home a leaf you've never seen before. Intentionally look for a bird. Mix it up a little.

I'd like to coin a new phrase called audio stimming. Which is when you spam the volume to max at the good part of the song.