🔞Wear a fucking mask.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
close up of a rubber lizard's face with an open mouth. it has a googly eye placed on its face, making it look shocked or surprised. background is a monochrome greyscale quilt.ALT

Some tag related stuff, to clarify some stuff about our emoji tags. If you know us personally you may know at least some of these individuals, other than the “no emoji” one of course, haha.

  • No emoji. Nobody specific, or we didnt feel like bothering to tag it, or we didnt know who it was, or its a pre-tagging post.
  • 🦈 they/it, she/him interchangably, fem bigender+monstergender. Not literally a shark. Androgynous, punk/metal/alt clothes, rough-around-the-edges vibes but very friendly and excitable
  • 🐶 she/her and maybe it/its too, puppygirl. Femme goth but in a cute puppy way. Peppy and friendly.
  • 🐲 he/him it/its or drak/draken, male dragon. Masc, laid back, gentle giant.
  • 🎸 she/her, girl. Loud tomboy, excitable, hyper.
  • 🪶 they/them, genderqueer. Friendly, but very tired nowadays.
  • 🦖 they/them, genderqueer. Like 🪶 but like, little.
  • 🐺 it/its, monstergender. Alt/metal/goth, quiet and gentle despite scary appearance.
  • 🍁 or 🌸 debating she/her it/its ae/aer. still figuring itself out
  • 🌙 she/her, girl. Like if an old well-loved teddy bear was a cute girl.
  • 🐦 she/ae, girl. Finch/magpie coded, chatterbox, impulsive.
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gay-mormon-wizard

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

lets-burn-down-the-post-office

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

vocabulary-altering-posts

it sure fuckin is buddy

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

doggirlbulge
xenasaur

findom is so fucking hot in concept but in this economy? untenable

xenasaur

like the idea of sweetly cupping a girl's face and gently brushing my thumb across her cheek while I condescendingly explain that I know she worked soooooo long and hard for all this money but we both know that I deserve it far more than she does is so painfully erotic to me. I looooooove condescendingly explaining to girls why they deserve less than me while they whimper and nod and thank me for it. but I also would probably throw up thinking about taking money from someone when the economy is in this state

of course, I could get around that by findomming men, but then it wouldn't be fun. a real catch 22

iamoutofideas

you could tell the sub to rob a bank

xenasaur

be a good girl and put on this clown mask for mommy and don't forget to watch out for the bus driver

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knuppitalism-with-ue

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Posted my Maraldichthys the other day on Insta and as it is really hard to explain without visual aid I put this together. Every time I post about this guy people don't know how to look at it. I hope this helps. And yes, this is not taphonomy, there are several specimens and close relatives.

For people unaware: Maraldichthys is a pycnodontiform fish from the Cretaceous of Lebanon, an absolute paradise for this fishes.

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Ah yes, the glorious Lebanese pycnodontiforms. This one's trying to be a boxfish! :))))

For a somewhat unhelpful idea of how this works anatomically, imagine a squarish fish squished front-to-back like an accordion

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