just a miniscule goblin in a big world

sure fucking whatever man

isn't that that Tolkien book

best things to give to your favorite characters:

- ocd

- aromanticism

- some kind of dissociative disorder

- a new gender

I love how in the Die With A Sword In My Hand mv the cuffs they put on Zargothrax match his outfit, like yes sure, we’re taking away your powers, but we won’t mess up your aesthetic

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

Tumblr hates trans women so REBLOG IF TRANS WOMEN ARE WELCOME HERE!! We love you!

if I was a knight my personal code would include such things as “never wear someone else’s armor or shield” and “listen to people’s warnings about magical swords and scabbards” and perhaps most important of all “don’t just fucking slay anybody without thorough investigation of all parties”. I feel like I could escape a lot of trouble if I just followed these rules.

maybe add something about being polite to all maidens/crones you come across and i think you're set

a mutual with a different timezone is a type of dead wife

top 5 mutuals i greet like an overexcited dog when i see them on my dash

I like that scene from The Lord of the Rings when Gandolf say: "It's Ringing Time" and explodes the villain (I don't know I never watched)

Destroying Dundee is apparently easy enough, in the first album the invasion about does that, then in space 1992 they do it themselves

It’s killing the Angi that’s a real challenge because those gnats just go everywhere and when you’re just about to swat it some god appears and kills you

Nay , I do NOT appreciate you knocking on the side of my helm to gather my attention . That is not its purpose !

rlly wanted to make a gifset of this even though the cuts are super short because its one of my favorite scenes

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds