I went to the Palm Sunday mass [on a Saturday, I know, but we got first dibs on palm pieces], they brought in a huge wooden cross. I whispered to my mother [in bad taste, of course] "I'd like one for my birthday please." She responded, in equally bad taste, "Yeah, so I can crucify you and purge the house of its uncleanliness."
I also sat next to a prepubescent guy who sang badly and made it worse by, well, making it worse and singing different octaves and laughing the whole way through. And some evil guy [with cute hair] laughed when I dipped my finger in sand instead of holy water by accident. Such is life.
Courtney Taylor Taylor's hair really does not suit him. A mohawk on an anorexic guy is a big no-no. But he can still do that grin. Oh yes he can...
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ [Possibly] The soundtrack that would have cost the most if we bought the rights for a five minute film [Choc Chip Nuffin'] 1. Coffee and TV {Blur} 2. Song 2 {Blur} 3. Fell in Love with a Girl {White Stripes} 4. Walking Alone {Green Day}
Can't remember the rest, and I don't know whether Angela still has Choc Chip Nuffin' or if it's buried under a lot of clothes and books. However, buy it if it ever comes to a store near you. The outtakes are longer than the film itself, but oh well who gives a flying f. At least muffins with Sesame Street eyes and toothpick hair running around on the end of skewers and yabbing are cute.
I think my sister's sick of me pinching her cheeks and going "oh you're so key-ute!" every ten seconds. About time too.
Likes: + Dissing Nadia cute ickle gwanddaughteh wiv a lispy-wispy + Jigsaw Youth + Bright Eyes [downloaded 'oh you are the roots...' and 'when the curious girl...'] + The Pixies/The Smiths/Radiohead
Dislikes: + Certain sadistic males [no names] + People caving in and downloading Radiohead because it's too tempting + Beautiful people who know they're beautiful flaunting their beauty and torturing the world + Mum telling me to do things that are pointless [like studying for calculus test that doesn't count] + Having a stupid maths teacher who can't get questions right because she's "standing up" + Nicole being sick and thus we must eat boiled food for every meal + Smelly toilets, especially when you try to smash your head against the wall and the smell just ... + School forums + Dial-up
So the "throat infection" turned into "influenza" then into "bronchitis" so now I'm trying to get "the pus out of the cracks in my lungs" [all quotes courtesy of mum].
If I had to put 3 things into a time capsule of the 20th century (and if i was a Miss USA contestant), I would put:
A copy of the novel 1984 to show what the world could have become, but didn't due to the true kindness of humanity.
A nulclear reactor (ok, a huge time capsule) because nuclear energy has shaped so much of our world, through the bombs and medicine and energy supplying.
A record of all the achievements in space (yeah I know the moon landing was a hoax), to show that we look to the future.
How beautiful was that (and fake, but who cares, we are beauty queens, darlings).
So continuing with this "Miss USA" competition...
Must women become mothers to be fulfilled as a 'whole woman'?
Current Mood
Dad is almost a legend. If only for burning me a copy of a Beatles album.
I finished reading Ulysses by James Joyce today. 900 and something pages. *breathes* I'm proud...but strangely enough I feel like re-reading it. Which will be hell again.
My life is full of drama.
Inspired from Miss USA...
IF you were to make a time capsule of the twentieth century, what would you put in it?
(and if you say "a cell phone, makeup and a computer," I shall be forced to kill you.)