its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being
what are you talking about. im nornal
i like that the maned wolf and the bush dog are each other's closest living relatives. they're like cartoon henchmen
men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
change does not come from a place of comfort
I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about
sea shanty themes
- hearing an old man saying something
- Captain’s an asshole
- Captain’s awesome (same captain)
- first mate sucks
- whiskey
- the girls out here
- the girls back home
- ship is terrible
- ship is great
- Cape Horn
- seriously why are we always running around Cape Horn this place sucks ass
- want to go home
- did NOT want to go home, somehow ended up there anyway
- Sally and various sex acts we can do with her
- beach party
- rolling, heaving, hauling
- where we’re bound
- sea beasties threatening us and/or assisting us
- stormy weather but we’re together
- setting out to sea
- coming in to harbor/taking shore leave
- too much whiskey
- punishing naughty crewmen
- Let Me Tell You About This Guy
- Goodbye!
- Hello!
- let us bother this fellow
- oh man I should marry that one girl if I ever get back home
- befriended an animal, call my parents if you don’t believe me!
- you ever been to Place?
- I have been grievously misled
- sailors gotta sail
- let’s get this bread, boys
- don’t forget your old shipmate
- faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe
I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for "Edgelord" but theirs translates to "8th grader"
it's not even '8th grader' it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. i diagnose you with edgelord
Fandom classics
AO3 authors in the One Direction fandom with individual fics (thank you @londonfoginacup!) that have over 500,000 hits and/or more than 10,000 kudos
- dolce_picante
- Velvetoscar
- isthatyoularry
- LoadedGunn
- tothemoonmydear
- theboyfriendstagram
- infinitelymint
- MediaWhore
- bananaheathen
- seducedbycurls
- 100percentsassy, gloria_andrews
- missandrogyny
- mcpofife
- supernope
- green_feelings
- hattalove
- vashtaneradas
Fandom classics
AO3 authors in the One Direction fandom with individual fics (thank you @londonfoginacup!) that have over 500,000 hits and/or more than 10,000 kudos
- dolce_picante
- Velvetoscar
- isthatyoularry
- LoadedGunn
- tothemoonmydear
- theboyfriendstagram
- infinitelymint
- MediaWhore
- bananaheathen
- seducedbycurls
- 100percentsassy, gloria_andrews
- missandrogyny
- mcpofife
- supernope
- green_feelings
- hattalove
- vashtaneradas
Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes
