Philosophical Reagent

And now I present: a fic written for one of the many GoT/ASoIaF kinkmemes.

Title: The Hunger for Bread
Pairing: Sansa/Tyrion
Rating: A little too tame for PG-13 normally, but it's ageplay...so let's go with that.
Warnings: As I just said, ageplay. Sansa pretending to be Tyrion's mom. Ya know, all the normal stuff. Not really spoiler-y.
Disclaimer: Still not mine, George.

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Claimed a prompt for House Tyrell's collab at Westerosorting. LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES.

So the other day, these two lovely ladies I met though westerosorting, mrstater and just_a_dram, got me thinking about the ambiguous state of Sansa and Tyrion's physical relationship in the last story I posted. Then they sort of prompted me to explore it. Oh, and they wanted "SEX AND BABIES." Thus, this story, which takes place a few days after Belief ends.

Title: The Kind of Affair to Make You Dance About
Pairing: Sansa/Tyrion (and the order of the names is very important here because Sansa apparently TAKES CHARGE in the bedroom)
Rating: PG-13ish
Word Count: ~4,300
Warnings: Sexual themes, although there's nothing too terribly explicit here, and Sansa is definitely of age.
Disclaimer: ALL YOURS, GEORGE.

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Okay guys, so because Sarah prompted me when we were chilling in Denver a few days ago, I've filled out the application for westerosorting. The application won't be released till Monday, but it's got me thinking. If all of you lovely ladies, knowing what you know of me, were to place me in a house from ASoIaF, what would it be? (This, of course, only applies to those of you who are in the fandom, but that's most of you, tbh.) Pick any house for whatever reason you'd like - it doesn't even have to be a GOOD one - and I'll reply and tell you what house I think you should be in.

Sound like fun? No? DO IT ANYWAY.

Hee! Just kidding...kind of. Love you all! <3

So I am posting the lyrics to the song from which I took the title of that fic I just posted. Because seriously, you guys, this song. So fucking beautiful. It hurts me. And also because Gavin DeGraw needs all the exposure. FAVORITE ARTIST EVER. <3

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Me (to my boss' four year old son): You are TOO CUTE. How did you get so big, Talon?

Talon (looking at me very seriously): JESUS.

Mike (my boss): Well, yes. But how else? How about eating all your food?

Talon: JESUS AND BROCCOLI.

So in my last entry, I asked people to provide me with prompts that I would write ficlets for. I planned to just post them in the comments of that entry. BUT THEN. Then I wrote this. And it is far too big for that. This is for ivanolix, who requested future!Sansa/Tyrion. And since that is one of MAH PAIRINGS for ASoIaF, she got like, this huge thing. I really hope it's decent, because I wrote it all today - much of it in between serving ice cream cones - and it hasn't been beta'd or anything.

Basically, this is probably going to remain a friendslist exclusive. LOL BUT WHEN DO I WRITE STUFF THAT DOESN'T, RIGHT?

Title: Belief (Builds from Scratch)
Pairing: Tyrion/Sansa
Rating: OMG SO G YOU HAVE NO IDEA GUYS
Word Count: ~2,500
Warnings: Ummm... questionable timeline? Like I know it's set after the war and at the beginning of spring, but if you're wondering who is king/queen, what happened to the others, etc., you're prooooobably not gonna get the answers you need.
Disclaimer: LOL I ALMOST WANTED TO LEAVE THIS OFF JUST TO SPITE GRRM. But, no - don't own.

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Connecting with all these new and old friends lately. <3 I'm a lucky lady.

I am extending to you this ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY to join my Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire RP on Tumblr. I play Tyrion (OF COURSE, RIGHT?), and the ever lovley ivanolix plays my Sansa. We also have Loras, Margaery, Daenerys, and Jeyne - as well as A TON OF FUN.

So my taking it over was completely unexpected, and I've never done this before, but DON'T BE FRIGHTENED AWAY. Instead come help me. I know quite a few of you are A Song of Ice and Fire fans, so you've no excuse.

...okay, fine, I won't wheedle you to death, but at least check it out and think about it, guys!

CLICK HERE BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY AND ALSO BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME

So I'm making my first post in... oh, I don't know...two plus years to let you all know that I am like ten hours into a fourteen hour work shift, and I feel LIKE A BOSS.

Also, I really wanna start using this thing again because I feel like a weird stalker just reading people's updates and saying nothing.

Hello, hello friends! <3

...I seriously need some new icons.