the other ballerinas in my class see me as a butch and thus capable of carrying all the barres across the room single-handedly, and then i don’t even get any pussy out of it
there was an incident at work today
you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body
they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside
i genuinely just don’t think people who don’t want to drive should have to. i think driving should be optional and it’s weird that we pressure people who are uncomfortable with it into doing it
you know who we should make operate a 4000 pound machine that goes 80 miles an hour? people who are really anxious about it
STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!
Anonymous asked:
can i use you as a substitute for forming my own opinions
annabelle--cane answered:
I would usually caution against this but lucky for you all my opinions have always been correct so it’s fine
imagine fainting goats, but they float and they're cows.
also it only happens whenever they're positively delighted, like when they find an especially yummy patch of grass, they'll float away in excitement..