For Me to Poupon

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 asked:

are you still pissing on the poor in the big ‘26 /j

Ok so fun fact about my life: it’s so hot in my house because it’s naked right now! My 1940s-ass house with the 1940s-ass siding has been force-mitigated by a pushy asbestos removal dom. This before we could arrange insulation installation by a sidingpilled contractorcel. So i am actually avoiding getting up to go to the bathroom r/n because I don’t wanna move away from the fan. At this rate the only poor person getting pissed on will be me



Update: UTI


Later update: Mesothelioma

none of this is untrue except for the edits from the future which are prophecy home ownership: it could happen to YOU akaihasmoreswagthanyou3 Christ what did you want to be unsearchable u can just deindex your blog instead of making a name so long no human hands could ever type it bummer that two people got to the name before you could tho