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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
derinthescarletpescatarian
derinthescarletpescatarian

Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.

wandringaesthetic

Wait wait wait does that mean if I become a vampire all the other vampires are going to feed on my O- vampire blood.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Yes

derinthescarletpescatarian

#you could say it's the omegaverse- (GUNSHOTS)

Hmm. Post cancelled.

derinthescarletpescatarian

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POST DOUBLE CANCELLED

l0rm

Wait so would O- be at the top or the bottom of the system?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Bottom. Everyone can eat them and they can eat no one but their own.

kactusnz

assigned bottom by derin

derinthescarletpescatarian

Post. Triple. Cancelled.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I wrote this btw and it was accidentally 18 chapters

writing vampires
perennialknife
tanadrin

imagining a guy from like the sixteenth century both astonished at how much less violent and disorderly our society is than his and also that we didn't achieve that mostly through torture and executions. like even if he had qualms about those things he might feel he was forced to admit that if you could ensure they were abused only minimally they might be a necessary evil to discover, punish, and deter violence. and yet his assumptions about not only what works to discover and prosecute crime but how to deter and to prevent it are simply incorrect, to say nothing of the broader factors in how things like judicial torture were inevitably deployed. in the sixteenth century the understanding of how and why people commit violence was simply very bad! makes you wonder what assumptions of ours about violence and crime are going to look very stupid 500 years from now.

queer-here-and-in-fear
red-garden

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

red-garden

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

dinosaurjam

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

[edit: @glorious-spoon I'm sorry, if I'd known this was going to breach containment I would've @'d you instead of just saying "prev"]

charl0ttan
foxfamilyfeatures-blog

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

itwashotwestayedinthewater

this for real was the funniest kind of post you could make in 2013 and also it was kinda true as fuck