im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab
nobody talk to me im busy watching a 46 minute long video deconstructing eiffel 65’s i’m blue
im so tired but its worth it to look at the clock after brushing me teeth at not seeing 12:30 or 1 pm
you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.
Detroit
no offense but almost every modern novel written by a misanthropic female author sounds the same.. I woke up today and had some coffee. I masturbated thinking about Brad. We aren’t together but we’re fucking. I am so much smarter than everyone else. Everything I say is witty, sarcastic, and clever in a way no one in the real world would ever speak. I take a drag from my cigarette and watch the man in the apartment across from me. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have his dick in my mouth. Btw I have a deep and profound knowledge on niche topics that I casually refer to in conversation. Somehow everyone around me understands it. I’m cold and pale and my freezer dinner is ready. It’s spaghetti and existential dread night. I eat it with a glass of wine. Mommy dearest calls me. She has deposited my monthly check from my dead beat dad. I buy cigarettes and a vibrator. I am deeply unhappy.
(via @stonefemmesiren )
i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs
wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it
sorry











