pororuining my life

Afterlife

Succubi do NOT purr I was GROWLING because I was not expecting a head pat at that moment. OK. No wait im sorry you can give me more please dont stop

i hate how frivolous fandom is its all the same 5000 word oneshot set in a coffee shop or college or modern au (no magic) whatever fuckin bullshit with all the characters traits and flaws and such sanded down to fit the same exact mold as every single other character it sucks

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

OP we desperately need examples

these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic

when a character has some kind of powers that makes one of their eyes glow and leave a light trail or something that's cool as fuck. it's 2026 it's time we admit that.

imagine getting hired as a lobcorp employee and the manager changes your name to like "Guy That's Going To Die Today" and shaves you bald and makes you look stupid as fuck. and you just have to sit there like hey waht was that first thing again

"Why does the manager call you babygirl Sacrifice 2"

Mommy, I went to Loves You Island and every single me was there!

Zilu is like a top 5, maybe 3 project moon girl and she is woefully unappreciated.

Interestingly this is one of the only reblogs interpreting Tachyon’s words in the way she actually meant them, but also. Girl. What.

the love magnets 😳

"punk is this, punk is-" stop. enough about punk. kindness is youtube poop.

Kindness is Luigi

Kindness is Luigi.

#awesome

audience inserts....

You cannot make a safe space for white people

Not a joke. You cannot make a safe space for white people. If you adhere to white safety and comfort then you will become a white supremacist space. Do not let your space become a nursery for whiteness. You must actively push against whiteness, you need to make sure white people know they are not safe there. You need to punish whiteness when it rears its head, and you need to do it quickly and mercilessly

Show the cracker kindness and they will see it as a means to spread their poison