Talkin' 'Bout Some Pizzooo

Hiya.. I figured since this community was poop-related that you all might be interested in checking out this new community, where all poo-talk is welcomed!


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my name is greg im 18, and i just took a majoir diarrhea! man was it warm comming out. Why is Poo brown?

My favorite shaped poo are those little round bullet turds that shoot out of your butt. They make the cutiest little plopping sounds in the toilet! They are awful hard though, butt they don't stink...much. And I've never clogged the toilet with them like a big log would.

If you don't have any fireworks to blow off- blow some poo out of your butt! Sulfur stench! Happy Fart of July!

i have problems with poo when i'm traveling, and this seems like the only community so actively devoted to poo (is it a fetish? =x). honestly i'm a little wary of posting here, but any help i can get is very very welcome.

ever since i was young, i always made these big, uh, logs that 90% of the time clog the toilet (i've gotten used to using a fork to break em up =x). they're like at least 7 in long and 2.5 in at the widest, sometimes 3 in. and i can't poop unless i've been on the computer, surfing the internet for awhile --- i guess being online just puts me in an optimal state of relaxation for poo (=xxxxx). and i poop 2-3 times a week. this is a bad bad problem when i'm away from home because the log is getting big and it just won't come out. last christmas, i went on a tour bus around the southwest US and i wouldn't poo for 5 days straight. once it got really bad, the tour bus stopped and i tried for 20 minutes to get it out, but all that came out was pee, and then it was 2 hours until the next stop in vegas, and my insides felt like they were splitting apart. i was bowled over in pain. then in the vegas hotel i bolted for the loo, and it finally came out and it was two of my usual poos stuck together, like 14 in long, and the older one was darker =x. and some diarrhea-like stuff came out after that (needless to say, that assburger didn't get flushed and my apologies to the custodian). so then i tried my friend's isotonix purple powder stuff which she swears by and that just made me fart a lot and poop tiny dark sticky things at bad times (but it was still better than the worst 2-hour bus ride of my life). now i'm going on a 2-week trip to china and i'm very apprehensive of that. the only things that seem to help a little are oatmeal and some exercise, but then it still has a hard time coming out. even at home when i poop normally, it's slightly dry, though it exits quickly and there's still some stuff left over. right now i'm test-driving metamucil tablets but apparently those work by adding bulk (?) and that's the last thing i need. help?

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Percy the purple poodle plopped a pretty poopy next to a pissy puddle placed pretentiously next to the pot.

Ever take a shit at work and the jerk in the next stall keeps talking to you and all you want to do is get the poop out? Why can't people just shut up and shit?

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