hi - Not a bot (sorry ladies)

Whys my son so big and doesnt look like me at all <- not a thought im thinking

BECAUSE I LOVE MY SON !!!!!!!!

This is the kind of energy I'm bringing to 2022!

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

amphibious -> ambivivent automobile -> ipsokinete autopsy -> ipsovision circumcision -> cyclotomy conspiracy -> synpnoea epilogue -> supraverb homosexual -> idemphilic [thanks to @dative-ciceroni-pizza2h] menstruation -> selenosis [looser] Mesopotamia -> Medioflumina pornography -> lupascript scissor -> schizotron [?] troglodyte -> cavernicole tyrannosaur -> dictatoreptile

(honorable mention: carnivore <-> sarcophage)

This is so sick I've shown it to three friends irl

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Closest match: Ochlodes sylvanus genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Large Skipper

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Underappreciated joke from hellsitegenetics to do this one

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Hyper in an airport and finding this unreasonably funny!!

Choose ur fighter

Wooow!! Don't miss the beautiful corners!

my partner and i are reading the dungeon crawler carl series together and im really enjoying it

Look at how good this art is! And the series is good too!

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

Yeah oooh yeah mmmm now it's so cheap and easy to get so sopping wet

WAA (Women Aw Ayeah)

Look at my talented friend!

bears

holy shit its for real

End of an era :(

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

Who else up missing they Steven the cat

Boycott listtttt!! Boycott list I'm so druuuuunk!