Kernel-level Antichrist

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.

There are many benefits to being a tumblr etymologist

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

context ™

finaly on tumblr

was watching a show called mountain monsters with friends last night and i lost my shit at this incredibly goofy edit that caught me off guard

how quaint.

Man, what a fucking trip to the distant past this was.

the four horsemen if the apocalypse was chill

I will. I WILL!!

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

A friend stopped by

psychopomp

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

But room temp water is great for chugging

get stronger or you will never defeat the ice mummy

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

...and one called the lovely fairywren

They just named these by showing pictures to some elderly woman and noting down her first delighted exclamation.

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

i'm so fucking over it

they didnt listen, by the way. because of course they didnt. theyre hiding domo ai from the member list and forcing them into private and public servers. use

/ban user:1153984868804468756

to get rid of it.

if you're interested in the Colorful support post i made regarding this, its under the cut. i'm livid.

adding this to the list… 🫩 5. 5 bots you have to fucking ban from discord that they added without your permission. What the absolute fuck.

Discord bots you need to ban

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@blue-eyed-moon-child @ohsayge @catoncomputer @n0tcharlie @shuutingstar ik y’all have servers but also @piigeonss-les-secondes @blakesreefium and everyone else rlly. still can’t tag bin for some reason

i just saw this, sorryi hadnt opened tumblr in like 3 days. banned them from our server and my private servers