pizza :)

my bunny Godzilla likes to run at my ducks at full speed while they eat

he then jumps for joy after successfully scaring them

the ducks may eventually realize they greatly outnumber him, but the day they learn to organize their army is not today

sorry hun, if your character didnt shit and/or piss themself after dying, it wasnt very realistic and you should be ashamed of yourself <3

cute ship art with a nonbinary character: :D

artist calls it yuri/yaoi, putting the nonbinary character into a binary: D:

read "the clock on the wall tells him its 8:30 am" and i immediately pictured the clock with a human face going like "good morning you gay fuck. 8:30. nerd. dweeb"

i dont know why its so aggressive

started reading fanfiction recently

i didnt know it was possible for characters to have common sense and then call themselves delusional for considering to use it

throwing a plushie into a meat grinder to see if it lives due to its probable lack of meat to grind

babe im sorry i used your trauma to make a wings of fire oc, i swear it wont happen again please dont go

au where i am dating someone other than your legal guardian(s)

me and the boys waking up to being clowned upon for unclear reasons (might have to do with the basil leaves)

i love mapping out my silly little fantasy worlds because i get to create sentences like "asshole rich fairies like to say they're more human-like because of all their human teeth" and "darkness in the closet? you can bet theres a beast in there. and yeah, its gay"

i want to scurry up the stairs of a public space on all fours.

so my grandma just died (grieving has been over for years dw) and my family went over to her house to pick up our junk

brought these old ass dolls home and i will be placing them in various locations in our house every so often

will probably not inform anyone if i get possessed but look for signs

i go to the microphone, about to sing some karaoke. i request the song graze the roof from hit game plants vs zombies. i eat an entire cabbage into the mic and go sit back down before the song ends