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I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

gshsjb

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

She's sitting a little bit like the Mona Lisa

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

I love them your honor! (src)

The cast in their Mighty Nein pirate cosplay (src)

Walking into my room and realizing that the fact I find this set up normal might just be a bad sign

Some last minute birthday pictures. I’m soo not used to being in front of a legitimate camera lol, I’ve gotten used to phone cameras.

I hope the nervous awkwardness isn’t apparent in my face😬

Thinking again about that moment in episode 18 where Thaisha pulled Julien aside and was like "Okay you're right I think we need to be a bit weary of Occtis" and Julien went "Muahahaha(hyperbole) welcome to Team Julien>:3" and no less than 30 minutes later tl wise when Thaisha and Occtis were fighting Julien stepped in ONLY to go "Hey, Thaisha, pls leave Occtis alone for a bit he's just a little guy and it might even be his birthday" I'm gonna dip him in milk and throw him against a wall

are non brits aware of count binface.

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

In addition to Ethrand looking nauseous and Occtis rightfully looking completely traumatized by what happened in the courtyard of Obrimus Manor, I found the twins' reaction to Primus's fit of rage to be quite interesting.

Primus seems to be afraid that they'running out of time, and a scared villain is a doubly scary villain. He'll become more ruthless, impulsive and make less calculated strategic choices, not only regarding their enemies (instantly killing a druid, thus probably prompting all the Circles to come out of their neutral position); but also regarding his own family. He almost choked his sister to death right there and then, and Trimus is another proficient sorceress as well, if we're to judge how she summoned all the shades when she realised that Obrimus Manor had been breached.

Petra and Ryah are absolutely right to be concerned about their father's more and more impulsive actions and recklessness. I wonder how it will all play out.

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..