please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

This is so American I could CRY

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

girl be calm

an attempt was made!! I havent drawn a human face In a REALLY long time so I had to break out the anatomy books

I forgot his eye-scars were gold so I did mess up a little. but!! yay.

....now to figure out how to draw his prime form without it looking bald

with a really rough prime form concept!!

not sure if I'm happy with it, but I think its just that I'm mad at the facial proportions being off.

My Little Prime Souls

@pissmutt69 YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS

YAY YAY YAY PONIES HORSIES YAY!!!!!

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

world heritage post

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

What do you think he does

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

THE TEXAS HAMMER

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

used to pass this every day

This is just how lawyers are.

morris bart is practically a state celebrity in louisiana

These guys are embroiled in a very messy lawsuit over the breakup of their firm- Pusch (the bald guy) has since replaced Nguyen with a white dude named Wynn to allow him to continue using the slogan “We push, you win”

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

What do you think he does

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

THE TEXAS HAMMER

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

used to pass this every day

This is just how lawyers are.

morris bart is practically a state celebrity in louisiana

These guys are embroiled in a very messy lawsuit over the breakup of their firm- Pusch (the bald guy) has since replaced Nguyen with a white dude named Wynn to allow him to continue using the slogan “We push, you win”

@terreurs :)

ooh thank god

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

baby power, just born today

his name is whimsy

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

Can everyone out there who is eligible to donate blood do it in my name bc I think with my POTS I would actually pass out trying to do it, extra bonus points if you're o- bc that's most likely my actual blood type (and is ALWAYS in high demand bc it's the universal donor!)

O- blood haver who cant donate because their body has no ferritin (thing that stores and slowly releases iron) also donate in my name pls….

Donated my B+ two days ago so I don’t know if that would count but the blood got in the bag and is going to someone who needs it! If not someone please donate in my name too because I don’t know if I’ll be able to do platelets for a few weeks due to lack of proximity to a blood donation center.

If you live near a blood donation center (I donate through the Red Cross) then your blood type determines your ideal donation! Whole blood is always necessary, but O- whole blood and double red blood cells are ideal, and if you have AB blood, your plasma is in extra high demand! I typically donate platelets, which takes longer but is WAYYY easier on my body than whole blood because they rehydrate you and give the blood back. In the US, the Red Cross has declared the second ever emergency blood shortage, so your donation is more important than ever! It’s super fun and easy and free to donate your blood and you’re making a positive impact on the world!