_-Asrai _-Kiandra /xxx

i got myself a new account a while ago now


most of the people i want added from here have been but if you think i've missed you, say and I'll add you.

jess x

*Name On Birth Certificate: Jessica-Emma Elizabeth Arber

*Nicknames: A lot of them, usually Jess/Jessie, lil miss pimp, pinky etc...

* Starsign: Libra

* School: Davisons *pukes*

* Location: A house

* Email address: it's sooo long, lol something_smells_sweet_and_it_aint_u@hotmail.com told u it was long =P

*Colour of eyes: bluey grayey greeney lol

* Hair colour: natural? brown, but my hair colours icky at the mo cos it's been like dyed since i was 12

* Shoe Size: 7

* Brothers/Sisters: none, me spoilt =P

* i live with: mutter, step dad, molly and splodge and gizmo and harry (our cats) and my grandmuva

------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------

* Missed school bcoz it was raining: i never miss school

* Been in a car accident: yep, twice i think

* Been hurt emotionally: who hasn't?

* Had an imaginary friend: oooh yes

* Ever thought an animated character was hot: yes, homer simpson turns me on so... whaa?

* Been on stage: all my life, i'm a stage baby =)

* Been sarcastic: lol yer

------------------FAVOURITES------------------

* Shampoo: aussie

* Soap: dove

* Colour/shade: gray and erm... all colours =\

* Summer/Winter: both

* Cartoon Characters: sideshow bob is my hero =D

* Drink: alcyhol or what?

* Movie: Robin hood!

* Ice Cream: ben and jerrys choco chip =D

* Subject: none really =\ i guess i like science, geogs, histigs and rs cos i'm with all my friends but i'm with friends in every subject lol

* Animal: kittycat, pheonixes and fairies

* Person: my wife

* Girls name: emily, cos i had a doll called emily when i was a young girl

* Boys name: Matthew

---------------RIGHT NOW------------------

* Wearing: nothing? knickers and a towell, seriously

* What color underwear: blacky

* I'm feeling: wet?

* Eating: food makes me sick!

* Drinking: coke?

* Thinking: Ewww, now i'm thinking of food and feeling sick! meh

* Talking to: myself?

---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------

* Cried: yeap

* Met sumone new: nopies

* Cleaned your room: put my clothes away

* Drove a car: i can... but not in the last 24hours

--------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------------

* Yourself: no, i'm make believe?

* Santa Claus: no, damned christmas IT'S NOT REAL PEOPLES!

* Tooth Fairy: i love fairies!

* Ghosts: yes

* UFO's/intelligent life in space: must be

--------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------

* Do you believe in soul mates?: yep

* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no, i have a wife though, she's all i need =D

* Do you like anyone?: yes, my wife

* Who have u known the longest of your friends: hele i thinks... or pip, or mash, or rena... take your pick =D

* Who's the loudest: all of them

* The shyest: All of us in own ways <--- agrees with amy

* Who's the weirdest: Dianne <--- also agrees

* Who has seen you cry: quite a few peoples

* When have u cried the most: ah, that be private talk my matey

* What is the best feeling(s): love!

---------------BOUT GUYS FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT---------------

* Boxers or briefs: boxers =D

* Long or short hair: curtains, i've loved them since i can remember!!!!

* bad or gd guy: bad guys!

* Hat or No Hat: no hat

* rugged or sporty: sporty - oi, i went out with a pro-suffer, you don't settle for less after that =P

* Accent or not: doesn't matter, as long as i know what he's saying

-----------------FOR EVERYONE TO FILL OUT-----------------

* Silver or gold: silver!

* Sunset or sunrise: sunset

* Have you ever broken a bone: nopies

* Do you have any piercings?: ears and belly

* Rain, sun or snow?: warm rain

* wotz the weather right now?: cold and kinda sunnyish

* du like cookies?: *giggles* uh huh

* What makes you happy?: being with someone i love

* Are u too shy to ask someone out?: i duno, i haven't in ages but i guess i would =S

* What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?: erm... oh god, erm... secret =P

* Who will respond to this email fastest: tis not an email =P

* Who won't respond: most peoples i expect

hmmm... *Updates*

i'm going to moan about two people... but i'm not saying who, so there...

Actually, i won't...

So yes, i'm alive peoples...

I just completely organised my entire geogers folder, it has flaps and everything =D

PARTY AT HELEN'S TOMORRY!!!! =D

Heylo... So, yes... my infections back, so other than missing another week of school *cheers* i can't go to london tomorrow... Bah, feel like shit =( and no world famousness for me, they did say they'd call my when they do it again, at least =] so not all at a lose...

Other than that, not much news... Dahlia came round after school today and we had a really nice chat, she is very much a best friend of mine *hugs*.

Anyway... toodles xXxXx

does ANYONE have a pair of big black boots i can borrow for friday?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

hm... i'm beginging to nearly miss school... So im worried... I haven't been sinse monday lol...

hm... at least today i was actually allowed off skl =P

oooh, by da by... check out www.londonedge.com it's where i'll be friday posing =P

*ahem* im so excited!!!!!!

Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
Created by LaBelleAmie and taken 6290 times on bzoink!
The Basic Stuff
Name?	jess
Age?	15
Height?	supermodel height (so im told)
Weight?	im a lady, i won't say
Birthday?	26th september
Birthplace?	fuk nos
Current Location?	worthing (damn)
School/Grade?	10
Zodiac Sign?	libra (and fit it well)
Chinese Zodiac Sign?	snake (fit that well as well)
Righty or Lefty?	lefty, lefties r evil (its proven)
Haircolor?	erm... dark brown (blacks still left in a lil bit) with old light brown/blonde highlights
Eyecolor?	bluey green
Skin Color?	white, very white, 2 white
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?	2 parents
Any Pets?	yep
If So What Are They?	4cats and a rabbit
Favorite Relative?	auntie rosemerry
Least Favorite Relative?	i dnt hav least favs
What's Your Heritage/Race?	londoner =P
Political Affilation?	w.e
Love & Sex
Sexuality?	i have one, yes
Are You In A Relationship Now?	god no, thnk god
If So, With Whom?	-
For How Long?	-
Are You In Love?	with my fwendies and family, no "significant other" and i is glad
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?	no no
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?	no no
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?	4?
Virgin?	im a lady
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?	im a lady
Was It Enjoyable?	im a lady
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?	im a lady
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?	im a lady
Best Love Quote?	"piss off b4 i call the police"
Your Friends
Best?	the inner misses, pip and helen (i've known them the longest!!!) and the misses rule more than anything
How Many Do You Have?	10
More Guys Or Girls?	girlies, all girlies
Love Them All?	of course, im not gay *shifts eyes*
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?	pip, she lives a long way a way
Oldest?	helen
Newest?	erm... i duno =S
Pen Pal?	pip i guess, but thats msn and we meet up bout 4times a yr
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen	cil
Flower	wilt
Pink	rose
Window	ledge
Heart	break
Mother	and father
Bread	loaf
Insane	mind
Sunglasses	hot
Pimp	me!!!!
Cross	die
Lonely	mind
Car	window, whaa?
Music	loud
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?	pants, they r called pants=P
Thongs or G-Strings?	both
Shorts or Pants?	trousers!!! not boxers... idiot
Shoes or Barefeet?	*raises eyebrows* shoes... i have enough
Books or Movies?	both
Night or Day?	night
Dark or Light?	dark
Mountains or Beach?	beach
Snow or Sun?	snow
Pepsi or Coke?	either
Guys or Girls?	guys
Swim or Surf?	both, but i cnt surf unless im in newquay so im not that good, altho i luv it
For or Against
Gay Marriage?	for, very much for it
Abortion?	against (for myself) i don't mind if others do it
Bush Getting Re-elected?	god no
Suicide?	it depends, i see it as quite selfish
War?	against
Pants?	RUN FREE MY CHILDREN!!!
Clothes In General?	well i collect them!
Penises?	how big?
Favorites
Color?	pink, red, gray, white, yellow, orange, black
Number?	13
Holiday?	newquay!
Season?	winter/spring
Movie?	south park =P and robin hood!!
Book?	erm... a lot, 2 many 2 mention
Magazine?	dnt reali get them that much
Food?	no no, i don't eat it makes me sick
Drink?	vodka =P lol, i drink coke a lot
TV Show?	shameless, simpsons, desparate housewives, fairly odd parents, spongebob, cartoons... kids next door, will and grace etc...
Song?	a lot!!!!!
Band?	erm... i've liked pink floyd for ages, erm... i duno
Computer Game?	dnt play
Video Game?	again, dnt play
Anime/Manga?	anime and manga (i love both)
Shirt?	a lot
Pants?	TROUSERS!!!!!!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actor?	hm... thats sexist
Actress?	ok, mebe not
Singer?	i duno...
Flower?	rose
Scent?	cnt smell =P
Animal?	pheonix (i know its not real)
Cookie?	choco chip, i had one earlier *giggles*
The Future
Want To Go To College?	BHASVIC place
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?	a rich bitch
Want To Get Married?	i duno, mebe
Want To Have Kids?	mebe, i cnt stand children tho
What Would Their Names Be?	emily and/or matthew
How Many?	1 or 2
Where Do You Want To Live?	erm... i have a mansion all planned for when im rich
Where Do You Want To Get Married?	in a woods somewhere, i want a wiccian ceramony
How Do You Want To Die?	peacefully outside with some1 i love
More Stuff About You
Piercings?	3 at the mo, did have my nose done but closed up (plently more coming)
Tattoos?	i want an eye on the back of my neck, just black (i cnt stand colour tattoos)
Smoke?	yes, 2 much
Drink?	yes, not enough lol
Do Drugs?	again, yes but onli weed so it doesnt reali count
Skinny Dip?	=O mebe
Greatest Fear?	painful death, slow death, drowning, people being mean 2 me, being hurt
Chocolate or Vanilla?	chocolate *giggles*
Go To Church?	im not christian
Religion?	wiccian if anything
Scars?	yes a lot
CDs Owned?	2 many... about 90?
Collections?	cds? bag and shoe collection as well =P
Like To Be Naked?	no no
Ever Eaten Sushi?	nope
An Entire Case Of Oreos?	*raises eyebrows* i assume thats another stupid american term
Been On Stage?	yes, a lot
Danced In The Rain?	i love 2
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?	yep
Weirdest Dream?	erm... i remember one from when i was five =S it was weird and scared me
Best Dream?	when i was about 10, it was a lovely dream
Saddest Dream?	erm... quite a few
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?	the one i had at 10
Think You're Attractive?	no
Shoplifted?	yes, 2 much (i don't now)
Been Caught "Doing Something"?	=O im a lady, no sex before marrige!
Weirdest Makeout Place?	erm... i duno
Like Thunderstorms?	yes!
Favorite Shoes?	erm... i loved the ones in the gwen stafani video, vivian westwood etc...
Favorite Quote?	"no worries"
Best Advice Given?	"no worries" lol
Worst Advice Given?	"no worries" probs
Favorite Song Lyric?	If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?	"no worries" lol, i use it a lot
Glad This Is Over?	yes
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How do u tell a guy that u don't like him AT ALL?! Its Nathen, obviously, he won't leave me alone!!!!! Anything my guy mates have told me to do hasn't worked, including; telling him i'm gay, into various icky things, a slob, ignoring him, telling him to piss off, i wasn't going 2 knee him in a balls... but yea, none of its worked... HELP!!!!! ANYONE HELP!!!!!!!!!!