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Title: Failstaff (1000 words)
Fandom: Hockey RPF (Chicago Blackhawks)
Summary: Patrick Kane tries to give a St. Crispin's Day speech and ends up as Falstaff. Sort of.
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Content: Drunken discussion of sexual themes, rude advice to children; not about erectile dysfunction
Notes: In July, I wrote this for [personal profile] bessyboo to keep her out of trouble, little dreaming she'd immediately want to make it into a party favor for [community profile] pod_together and that we'd end up posting it after I was out of the fandom.

The version with the recording and the cover art is here at the AO3.

Text, for my own reference )

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