Misdirection, fanfiction summary style
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petraSomeone recommended a Star Wars story that includes time travel and Luke apparently thinking, "Wow, that general is really hot -- oh no, wait, no, not again," except that the story bills itself as gen.
Friends, I am not the target market for time travel gen, but I am the target market for bad Skywalker ideas.
Time travel-enabled deeply inadvisable sex is more my métier, but only when I can get the little standy-uppy thingy to balance on the e. The rest of the time, it's just my fortissimo.
One more verse of I Ship It for me.
Friends, I am not the target market for time travel gen, but I am the target market for bad Skywalker ideas.
Time travel-enabled deeply inadvisable sex is more my métier, but only when I can get the little standy-uppy thingy to balance on the e. The rest of the time, it's just my fortissimo.
One more verse of I Ship It for me.
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Date: 2025-05-07 05:40 am (UTC)Including Han. Also, Luke points out that she married him after he, Luke, had been sleeping with him so clearly that should count against her.
Obi-Wan offers to read from a long scroll full of her bad ideas, and he's willing to include the ones which were his fault.
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Date: 2025-05-07 09:24 am (UTC)That's a burn xD But it's also true, poor Leia!
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Date: 2025-05-07 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-05-07 12:21 pm (UTC)Also Luke says, "You kissed your brother with tongue," but he says it a little more quietly.
*sings another verse of the ot3 song*
If Obi-Wan has a list of the things Leia has done that shouldn't have worked, they'll all be there for a long, long time listening to the recitation.
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Date: 2025-05-07 01:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-05-07 09:23 am (UTC)Plus I also love bad Skywalker ideas *snrk* I don't have a Luke icon so have another one of my favourite Skywalker :3
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Date: 2025-05-07 12:23 pm (UTC)And that is a good motivation in and of itself.
I see your Skywalker icon and raise you a not-a-Skywalker-right-then icon.
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Date: 2025-05-07 03:53 pm (UTC)That's a lovely picture, d'awww <3
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Date: 2025-05-07 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-05-08 06:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-05-08 12:22 pm (UTC)I didn't *intend* to write a novella of that story. It just kinda would not stop.
Which was why I set myself the 1K hard limit on this last one.
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Date: 2025-05-08 12:50 am (UTC)1000 words of this.
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Date: 2025-05-08 07:10 am (UTC)dickinstincts lead him directly there. And that both Luke and /Other kept noticing some familiarity in the other's face. Oh and I totally noticed that Han/Luke mention :3*I tried to hide the spoiler away with HTML but I failed, sorry for all the edits
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Date: 2025-05-08 12:26 pm (UTC)Luke's instincts for who he's allowed to kiss are notoriously borked; that shouldn't get any better just because he's not in
KansasMos Espa anymore.I had so much fun with the "This stranger is strangely familiar." So much.
<333 Han/Luke ftw!
Thank you for the lovely comment!
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Date: 2025-05-08 05:53 am (UTC)seducemeet up with Shmi and try to convince her to.. dunno, follow Anakin to the Jedi Temple to continue trying to mother him and teach him not to do stupid things.Except they don't realise who Shmi is, and don't actually mean to convince her of such as they don't realise who that two year old hell child is.
Shmi talks fondly of her two paramours and that's how Anakin ends up suggesting those names for his twins.
Owen probably is the only one who realises what's going on and just drinks heavily. More heavily when he finds out who Obi-Wan slept with.
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Date: 2025-05-08 12:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-05-07 04:20 pm (UTC)Any reason to play I Ship It is a good reason.
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Date: 2025-05-07 05:39 pm (UTC)