Yeah man... this BOTHERED me, bothered me. I think about it pretty often. I probably shouldn’t, but I do. Like, okay, we all know that Eugene can be a little egotistical. That’s not a secret. He can be vain. He sculpted himself to be that way and to have this Flynn Rider personality when he was trying to, you know, survive after being an orphan. It’s that pesky baggage from Flynn Rider that he carries around. Now, this baggage doesn’t hold him down or make him a bad person, and it doesn’t mean that he still IS that person he used to be before meeting Rapunzel. It’s just a part of him, and that’s okay.
But seriously. Seriously? A cowlick? That’s a pet peeve, okay. That’s not a true, horrible, trauma-induced FEAR. And you’re telling me, that after everything poor Eugene has gone through in his life, his WORST FEAR IS A COWLICK??? Maybe try, oh, I don’t know, ABANDONMENT????????? Seems valid, if you ask me.
Let’s be honest. His relationship with Rapunzel is very secure and very healthy. Probably the healthiest out of any Disney couple we’ve had the pleasure of watching/growing up with. But you’re telling me that, in those six months in the castle, he didn’t wake up in the middle of the night with the anxiety that Rapunzel will leave him, or stop loving him, just like that? (In the same way that she probably had nightmares about his death/him getting stabbed and it being blamed on her completely). I understand that at this point in the show, Eugene could’ve moved on and could have totally worked past his trauma from that horrible day in the tower. But you’re seriously telling me that his greatest fear, deep down, has to do with... his hair? Eugene is a clever, complex man, and to say that his greatest fear isn’t AT LEAST, oh, I don’t know, losing Rapunzel? Or losing the beautiful life which he’s had the chance to make for himself since meeting her? Is just annoying. It doesn’t even have to be about Rapunzel, either, because Eugene is his own individual. I’m just throwing out better examples here. But... a cowlick? For real?
I just... yeah. I shouldn’t ramble, because this is probably a silly thing to be so upset over, but I can’t help it. It bothers me. This man has been my comfort character since I was 10 years old, so to say I’m protective over him is an understatment (just as many wonderful fans of the series are, as well). And while his (well, Zachary’s) comedic timing is ON POINT, I got so tired of Eugene being reduced to comedic relief ALL THE TIME. They missed out on so many opportunities to TRULY showcase his growth as a person. There is a time and a place for the comedy, and this episode was not the time, at least in my opinion. They could have gone down so many interesting avenues with it, and could have shown people what it truly means to deal with some deep-seated trauma.
But they didn’t, because Eugene Fitzherbert is just comedic relief. Right....? 🙄