Journal created:
on 13 June 2004 (#3468912)
Updated:
on 18 February 2020
Name:
Pete
Birthdate:
4 February 1977
Location:
Leeds, United Kingdom
"All I said was, the historical Jesus probably bore more resemblance to Woody Allen than to Robert Powell. And apparently that's blasphemy."
It won't be a stylish gayness;
I can't afford an anus.
"And that explanation was longer than the maximum duration of satisfaction to be gained from hearing it, so I'm now officially wasting your time."
If life gives you lemons, get on the Internet and tell them fruit has jumped the shark.
"All quotations attributed to me are erroneous, including this one" - Oscar Wilde
"Where do you stand on Ricky Gervais?" "His throat."
"If God had wanted men and women to sleep together, he wouldn't have made them so different."
It won't be a stylish gayness;
I can't afford an anus.
"And that explanation was longer than the maximum duration of satisfaction to be gained from hearing it, so I'm now officially wasting your time."
If life gives you lemons, get on the Internet and tell them fruit has jumped the shark.
"All quotations attributed to me are erroneous, including this one" - Oscar Wilde
"Where do you stand on Ricky Gervais?" "His throat."
"If God had wanted men and women to sleep together, he wouldn't have made them so different."
alisha's attic, babylon 5, banjo kazooie, battlestar galactica, david bowie, doctor who, earlyish tori amos, eternal sunshine of etc, family guy, fight club, final fantasy, futurama, ghostbusters, house, java, jeremiah, jonjodisciplinary studies, jonjology, katamari, lost, middlemarch, muriel's wedding, not gardening, pianos, pikmin, pleasantville, prince, ratchet and clank, resident evil, shakespeare in love, south park, squoo, stephen fry, suede, the l word, the mercenary trilogy, the shawshank redemption, the sims, tomb raider, twitman, warmth