All my life nothing has saved me as much hassle as celibacy. Watching my friends lives get ruined bc they need to chase some ass or can’t endure living without romance and I’m just. They think something is wrong with me but I feel so sorry for them
Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯
I see this, and I see where gymnastics was like 50 years ago, and I really wonder what in the world gymnastics will look like in 50 years.
I just like that neither Hua Cheng nor Xie Lian could have survived to the canon era if not for Hua Cheng’s perpetual devotion. His worship laid his path, granted him power, but what I haven’t seen mentioned a lot is that if I’m not mistaken Xie Lian, without believers or temples or offerings, should have faded from obscurity right in the very brginning.
And he never even questions it! Hua Cheng single-handedly sustained him for 800 years by getting his freak on and no one ever thought to wonder why. Did Xie Lian realize, in that cave, that this is the reason he is alive?
places tetsuya nomura asserts people go when they die:
as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA
on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time
Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”
Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”
Morticia: “fascinating”
Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!
Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty
Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!
*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*
Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is
Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better
*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*
Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.
Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead
Their reunion is highly emotional
Rick, whilst swordfighting: My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.
Gomez: What. A. Woman.
Ludolf Bakhuizen (Dutch, 1631–1708), "Fishing Vessels Offshore in a Heavy Sea" (details), 1684
Was censoring only the word faggot in disco elysium really the devs political correctness or an indicator of just how sensitive the word is to Harry Du Bois in particular?
Hualian did wonders for loosing the wangxian gripped around my neck but due to the organic way their romance developed they are simply not as compelling to read or write about which has left me kind of… void
They’re saying all bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar???
linnea-ancalime
peebls
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