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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jaz-the-bard
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the fact that the tra la la lally elves don’t show up when frodo et al. arrive in rivendell implies a few options to me:

  • they are only there some of the time or at certain entrances (possible but prosaic, includes the potential for tra la la lallying as shift work)
  • elrond’s magic has some kind of built-in warning system and they cleared out to avoid potential danger (plausible and realistic considering that i don’t think team tra la la lally is either interested in fighting or skilled in emergency response)
  • the changing political climate and increased danger around rivendell resulted in all tra la la lallying activities being moved inside the valley (which begs the question of where, and if they just manifest barbershop quartet style beneath guests’ windows)
  • elrond didn’t know about it until bilbo unwittingly mentioned the experience over dinner, and all roadside tra la la lallying was brought to an end (either petering out without the allure of secrecy or simply by the power of elrond’s consternation)
  • the whole thing was contrived solely to troll the dwarves (elucidates the standout conformity of only these elves to historic ‘tree-dwelling hippies’ stereotypes)
  • bilbo fully made it up (this was revealed when merry and pippin cheerfully asked elrond when the tra la la lallying would start, and elrond said ‘gesundheit’)

assuming the tra la la lally elves are real, though, i’m so certain that it was a celebrían-manufactured conceit made permanent by her shameless use of a parting wish to a weeping and dock-bound elrond right before they were sundered for centuries. she was leaning over the rail of the boat to valinor shaking her fist and yelling that they had to sing the song she wrote and not some sad sappy poem meant to attract maglor. yes, with all the tra la la lallies. or else.

probablyfunrpgideas

I was going to make the joke idea “play one of the tralalalally Elves, whose only skill is singing” and then I remembered two things.

First, song is immensely important in Middle Earth, to the point where some of the most powerful character moments and magic effects we see are done through singing and poetry. The tra la lally gang are most likely quite powerful sorcerers!

Second, the song mentions many of the Dwarves and Bilbo by name, which means they are either capable of foresight or very well-informed by mundane means. Certainly not the giddy bards the appear to be.

rinrinp42
biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

  • my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
  • the truth is actually weirder
  • she’s aware dandelions look like this
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she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

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she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

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gosh I enjoy this website

authoratmidnight

For comparison, this is a daffodil

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quietlygrousing

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

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maejacrezz007

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

fractiousrvt

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

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blood-trip-god2

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

delphinidin4

This is a marigold:

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

jmtorres

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

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imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

demon-and-human

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

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⬆️ morning glory

huehueiamabaguette

wait so if thats morning glory what is this?

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delphinidin4

*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*licks ur palm* i won’t be silenced THE PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW

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