lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

what

where am i

what is this body

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

update: daughter

Happy pride!

Edit: I was not expecting this post to blow up this much holy shit thannkkk you guysss 🥹🥹

Happy pride!

Edit: I was not expecting this post to blow up this much holy shit thannkkk you guysss 🥹🥹

You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.

Who’s rescuing you?

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

On one hand: this imagery touches on themes of freedom vs oppression and how in shedding the various layers of shame placed upon us by the regime we can transcend to a higher place above the forces that seek to hold us to unjust societal standards.

On the other hand: cheeks out at the Krispy Kreme.

The last pages of tiger tiger were amazing I just had to!

Aside from being pseudoscientific Malthusian nonsense, the real effect of half the planet dying in the space of a human lifetime would be the complete collapse of civilization, and while I know there’s a few “leftist” idiots who think that’s a good thing, it’s not.

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

New copypasta just dropped

Same guy

Imagine being so fucking stupid that you forgot you turned off the adult content warning pop up—-

Like I mean. Cmon.

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

Spot a phantom cock from the mezzanine Set in caulk by the support beam I’ve done glanced that way about a million times Checking the popcorn ceiling with the panty lines

That’s me in the corner

That’s me in the spotlight

Losing my erection

you know i ought to be working on stuff i’m actually being paid for

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

in my defense:

and:

its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" (酉) and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.

No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags

Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.

One of the funniest quotes early on in the AI bubble was an executive saying he was replacing workers with AI because "AI will never demand higher wages or else they'll go on strike" and it was so fucking clear that he hadn't thought through how anything worked, because of course the AI companies can raise their rates and if you don't pay then they don't let you use their software.

GIFTOBER 2022

DAY TWENTY-SIX: BAD WEATHER

Nothing could have prepared me to learn this is from It's Always Sunny and not some drama film