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If you were going to throw a pie in someone's face, what kind of pie would you throw?
If someone were going to throw a pie in your face, what kind of pie would you want it to be?

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Name - Spider Johnson
Age - 24
Where From - Atlanta, GA

Me - I went to UGA. After that, I fucked around forever. I've never had a job, because my parents are stupid rich and give incredibly huge monetary birthday gifts each year. Some of which I've invested wisely, most of which I have SQUANDERED ON DRUGS, hurray. Right now I'm living in a cabin up on this mountain somewhere, I'm not telling where, and all my neighbors are backwoods folks, and it's very interesting here and different from the City. I rarely update my livejournal and when I do, it's with the mindset of writing a kind of electronic opinion column. I run this [Bad username: opinionated_asses] community which is fun but no one ever posts. Homeless Johnson published a book of my collected "columns."

Why I should be allowed to join: Because you are a fuckface and I hate you.

Pictures: Cameras steal the soul, didn't you know?