i talk back to my tv and consider movie lines appropriate conversation filler. all acquired injuries usually involve a one-(wo)man dance off in my kitchen. and between all the bitter, english-major rage, i'm really just abortive hand motions and high pitched squealing.
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so wow, last time I posted was like a month ago? I knew I'd been a bit M.I.A. lately, especially with my rl friends, but I had no idea I'd spaced out that much. ( Collapse )
It Takes a Week to Form an Ulcer (part 2) SGA, AU, McKay/Sheppard, NC-17, 11,047 words Rodney McKay has never been good with relationships, so when his current 'significant other' Katie Brown forces him into Couples Therapy he thinks things can't get much worse--until he meets his therapist: Dr. John Sheppard.
Hooboy, this is officially the longest fic I have ever had the honor (or pain) to write. I put a lot of work into it, and I'm proud of that--proud of this. It was a learning experience, one I'm sure I needed. WRITING GROWTH! Very important.
Anyways, I owe a lot of thanks to bitter_crimson for being an incredible beta and helping me pinpoint my problem areas and all the things I needed to re-work. I'd probably still be tearing out chunks of my hair if it wasn't for her. (YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU LOTS). I also owe thanks to quidditchkiss and avoteforla for pulling writing support. It takes a village and all that. Right, so, fic.
It Takes a Week to Form an Ulcer SGA, AU, McKay/Sheppard, NC-17, 11,047 words Rodney McKay has never been good with relationships, so when his current 'significant other' Katie Brown forces him into Couples Therapy he thinks things can't get much worse--until he meets his therapist: Dr. John Sheppard.
So, does anyone remember my SGA/SPN crossover fic with the exploding appliances and oven mitts? No? Well I finished it anyway! It took me a while, but I think I'm satisfied with the way it turned out. It teeters close to crack on a few occassions (if not falling into it full on), but it works. Hopefully, this will be my last crossover fic for a while, because I don't want to become known as the girl that writes SGA/SPN fic.
Since it's been a few months, and I don't know what you guys remember (if anything) I've linked up part one and part two for easy reading. Thank you so much to celtic_tigress for editing, and to quidditchkiss and bitter_crimson for not only pulling beta duty, but for listening to me whine for days upon end about this thing.
This Wasn't in the User Manual SGA/SPN 4,308 words “Salt,” Rodney said, his disbelief made all the more poignant by his lack of pants.
Okay, so like I said, I was writing porn. I think this is actually the longest porn I've ever written, so you should all read it and give me pointers for future porn writing. It's a semi-sequel to We're Fools In Need.
I would like to say THANK YOU to Becky / quidditchkiss for being my one true love and muse. Without her I would never get anything written, I swear. Other than that, enjoy! Comments and everything else are more than welcome!
Fools Who Believe 1,540 words, Dean Winchester/John Sheppard, NC-17 The next time John sees Dean it’s at a small gas station in Bostwick, Georgia.
Well, I thought since this whole *quote*LJ thing*unquote* we could all use some porn. So, I decided to combine my two favorite fandoms and do something that Becky (quidditchkiss) and myself have wanted since the first half of Ever and the last half of Always.
To everyone that took my poll I think you'll find it's pretty 50/50. Either way you want to swing it, that's fine with me as long as you enjoy. With many thanks to Becky for her support, HAPPY READING!
We're Fools In Need 933 words, Dean Winchester/John Sheppard, NC-17 “Dean. My name.” He grinds down as if to make it stick and John can feel his control slip.
First off, I'd like to wish a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the ever lovely winterlive! May your day be merry and may the wine flow like water! Or uh, may someone write you really great porn. EITHER WAY, I HOPE IT'S FANTASTIC AND YOU HAVE LOADS OF FUN!
Next order of business is a story! One I've already posted here, but un-beta'd. SO NOW IT IS! And finally a proper post for it, too. I have no idea why I keep making John's house so susceptible to combustion. You'd think being in the military would make him more aware of these things.
Title: They’ll Say You Were Never Here Author:paperbinned Rating: PG-13 Character/Pairing: Gen, maybe McKay/Sheppard if you squint. Wordcount: 1,000 Disclaimer: they don’t belong to me, sadly. Challenge: for picfor1000/ Challenge 5 Summary: “What?” Rodney seemed so shocked by this assessment that he actually let go of John’s body. “Are you suffering from anosmia?” Notes: Many, many thanks to fan_this for beta duty and my f-list for putting up with my minor break downs while writing. I love you all!
I think I've developed an intolerance to gummi snacks. GUMMI TUMMY, YEAH. Really, I wasn't even halfway into a little bag of Pooh Pirate Adventure Gummi's and I had the overwhelming urge to be sick. This is the second time this has happened, so, no more gummi's for me.
Anyways, I'm being horrendously lazy today, and I need to stop. So, I decided I would post the first half of my untitled fic and maybe it will spawn me into writing more. JUST PROD ME, PLEASE.
This Wasn't in the User Manual SGA/SPN 1,049 pt1: ( Collapse )
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bitter_crimson for being an incredible beta and helping me pinpoint my problem areas and all the things I needed to re-work. I'd probably still be tearing out chunks of my hair if it wasn't for her. (YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU LOTS). I also owe thanks to 
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