my 28th birthday is in 3 days and i have to work day-of aaaauuuuuuuuu 😭😭😭
ace/demi puppygirl city is real and i’m going to find it
linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac
tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size.
Yes, he is five times her age.
Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)
OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART
I just misspelled the word "qualified" and said "I'm not quailfied enough to do this"
A quailfied person:
ALT
US government officials will sit in front of a camera and talk about how they collapsed another country's economy through "pure economic statecraft. no shots fired" like you're supposed to pat them on the back and ignore that they plunged millions of people into poverty. the captains of empire truly are ghouls