The LOL Cat Rede
1. We’re in ur perfek luv and trust, bidin ur rede like we must.
2. Dat fud urs, dis fud mine; keep in mind, an all be fine.
3. 3 times round that sirkl pass so evul spiruts CAN NOT HAS.
4. Kittehs wind up spell in ball by speekin it in wurds of LOL.
5. Sofft of paw and grate big ears; do not yowl and u shall heers!
6. Rightpaw round the biggening moon, kittehs sing the Witchc@t Roon.
7. Leftpaw round the smalling moon, kittehs sing the baneful tune.
8. Lady can has moon of new; kittehs hed-bash her times two.
9. When can has moon full enuf, then can has all sorts of stuff!
10. When North wind come, kitteh, take care! Srsly, iz cold out there.
11. When South wind to kitteh sing, lov will come an smooches bring.
12. When the West wind blow the mosts, iz no rest for kitteh ghosts.
13. When the East wind stir the air, fill the bowlz wit fud to share.
14. In metal bukkit, put nine woodz; burn fast or slo, jus burnz em goodz!
15. The Elder is the Lady’s tree. Be respektin it. Srsly.
16. When the Year-Wheel starts to spin, lite Beltane fire FTW!
17. When Wheel iz turned and Yule is bornz, bow to The Ceiling Cat With Hornz.
18. Be respektin leafs and trees, and by the Lady blessed beez!
19. Ur stone. U fling it. Strong and deft. (In streem, to find out WTF.)
20. When u has need of something moar, avoid kitteh who yowlz “NOT YOURS!”
21. Foolish cat iz foolish. U avoid him, or look foolish too.
22. Oh hai! I’ze purrin. Kthxbai! Warm kitteh heart, bright kitteh eye.
23. The Three-Fold Law: respekt it, pliz, cuz good or bad comez back in threez.
24. Misforchun? You has it, just a bit? Mai bloo star. Let me show you it.
25. Dis kitteh r mine, and I’z theyrs too. Keep this srsly 4 troo.
26. The Wiccan Rede can has wurds eight: kitteh harm none, do thy will. Thx! Grate!
http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/LOLCa…
2. Dat fud urs, dis fud mine; keep in mind, an all be fine.
3. 3 times round that sirkl pass so evul spiruts CAN NOT HAS.
4. Kittehs wind up spell in ball by speekin it in wurds of LOL.
5. Sofft of paw and grate big ears; do not yowl and u shall heers!
6. Rightpaw round the biggening moon, kittehs sing the Witchc@t Roon.
7. Leftpaw round the smalling moon, kittehs sing the baneful tune.
8. Lady can has moon of new; kittehs hed-bash her times two.
9. When can has moon full enuf, then can has all sorts of stuff!
10. When North wind come, kitteh, take care! Srsly, iz cold out there.
11. When South wind to kitteh sing, lov will come an smooches bring.
12. When the West wind blow the mosts, iz no rest for kitteh ghosts.
13. When the East wind stir the air, fill the bowlz wit fud to share.
14. In metal bukkit, put nine woodz; burn fast or slo, jus burnz em goodz!
15. The Elder is the Lady’s tree. Be respektin it. Srsly.
16. When the Year-Wheel starts to spin, lite Beltane fire FTW!
17. When Wheel iz turned and Yule is bornz, bow to The Ceiling Cat With Hornz.
18. Be respektin leafs and trees, and by the Lady blessed beez!
19. Ur stone. U fling it. Strong and deft. (In streem, to find out WTF.)
20. When u has need of something moar, avoid kitteh who yowlz “NOT YOURS!”
21. Foolish cat iz foolish. U avoid him, or look foolish too.
22. Oh hai! I’ze purrin. Kthxbai! Warm kitteh heart, bright kitteh eye.
23. The Three-Fold Law: respekt it, pliz, cuz good or bad comez back in threez.
24. Misforchun? You has it, just a bit? Mai bloo star. Let me show you it.
25. Dis kitteh r mine, and I’z theyrs too. Keep this srsly 4 troo.
26. The Wiccan Rede can has wurds eight: kitteh harm none, do thy will. Thx! Grate!
http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/LOLCa…

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